Liam

Olajuwon

[Liam @LiamAJose]

The best tasting cherries are not necessarily the deepest red, but are the firmest

[Liam @LiamAJose]

There’s a very thin line between being a pathological liar and a funny little trickster

[Liam @LiamAJose]

You think flies get scared when you hit them a little bit but don’t fully squash them so they’re less likely to come back?

[Liam @LiamAJose]

Crushing to learn that Larry King is dead

[Liam @LiamAJose]

The Fellowship might just be the best of the three in all honesty

[Liam @LiamAJose]

Austin Butler is one of those rare guys who’s named after both a city and a butler

[Liam @LiamAJose]

The way I prepare mangoes takes a little bit more work, but it’s well worth it

[Liam @LiamAJose]

Man, I’d love to catch a musky

[Liam @LiamAJose]

If you don’t like the meme is sent you it just shows you lack culture

[Liam @LiamAJose]

I’ve had it up to here with these gym boxers

[Liam @LiamAJose]

Guy says 1 set left then takes a 10 minute break before his set smh

[Liam @LiamAJose]

People worry too much. Just drink the Mexican tap water - what’s the worst that can happen?

[Liam @LiamAJose]

When you’re burning the candle from both ends, you need to add wax to the middle

(Naps)

[Liam @LiamAJose]

Home is where you keep your stuff

[Liam @LiamAJose]

Nothing beats a “welcome back” from the border patrol agent

[Liam @LiamAJose]

Nothing worse than a restaurant with stools for chairs

[Liam @LiamAJose]

Listening to DaBaby before 9am >>

[Liam @LiamAJose]

Think for yourself, even if this means agreeing with the masses

[Liam @LiamAJose]

Nothing like eating a sandwich while being covered in dirt

[Liam @LiamAJose]

Lord give me the strength to not get curry goat this night