Liam Monk

Ironic, sarcastic opinions on everything and everyone 'Treat everyone like a Gentleman. not because they are, but because you are' - Ed Sabol

[Liam Monk @LiamAMonk]

Never been so proud of a colleague before. What an absolute legend and gentleman hooligan. Charlie, we’re all privileged / embarrassed to know you, you absolute degenerate

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Think Arsenal fans are pretty happy with that win 😅

[Liam Monk @LiamAMonk]

To be fair that was a cracking punch, but I could knock my Nan out quite easily so it’s all relative in context

[Liam Monk @LiamAMonk]

‘AJ would kill it on the youtube circuit. He beats 9 out of 10 youtubers easily imo.’ Cracking comment on the fight thread

[Liam Monk @LiamAMonk]

Never been an AJ fan. He’s clearly a good ambassador for boxing in general but I’ve just never been convinced by him as an actual boxer. Lost to everybody with good technique, ie anyone who can actually box clever

[Liam Monk @LiamAMonk]

Michael Owen would be proud. After 90 minutes, this game will be decided. If City can take the lead and not let any goals in, they’ve got a good chance of winning this

[Liam Monk @LiamAMonk]

‘As soon as the premier league starts he comes alive’ - Carragher’s analysis of Haaland. Lazy bastard, waiting for the season to start, hardly scored any premier league goals when the premier league wasn’t on

[Liam Monk @LiamAMonk]

Was still waiting for Neville to say ‘after everything you’ve been through Dele, do you agree that this shows Man United will finish above Arsenal this season?’ /s

[Liam Monk @LiamAMonk]

Just watched the Dele Alli interview. Fair play to the guy, that was harrowing. Makes you realise that football tribalism makes you a cunt. Hated this guy for years for no reason and in hindsight it feels pathetic when your opinion’s got no basis in reality

[Liam Monk @LiamAMonk]

Ordered a pizza to the hotel. Didn’t do my due diligence and so the fact that pizza company’s address is ‘pavement street’ is my own fault. Their motto is ‘5 second rule’

[Liam Monk @LiamAMonk]

@JackoWright It’s a work in progress! I’ve lapsed but generally 4/5 a week at worst, so I calculate that my lungs will be good as new by my 376th birthday!

[Liam Monk @LiamAMonk]

Is there anything more fun than telling someone trying to ponce a snout that you don’t smoke, after they’ve watched you pull the packet out, lit the cigarette and are standing in front of them smoking? One of things I’ll miss most

[Liam Monk @LiamAMonk]

Walking behind a couple of girls who I can only assume moonlight as the Thames flood barrier and it occurs to me that they wear leggings because denim just isn’t up to the task. Everything makes sense now! Apart from magnets

[Liam Monk @LiamAMonk]

Ascot time! It’s been too long my old friend, please take all my money like the good old days

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

There's a big celebrity charity football match at @bromleyfc this Sunday to celebrate the life of The Wanted singer Tom Parker, who sadly died of a brain tumour in March 2022.
Tickets here: https://t.co/MT2RX6glOz
@Being_Kelsey @QGGallery @A_O_T_G_

[Liam Monk @LiamAMonk]

My internet went after 2-0. I assume that we galvanised and fought back valiantly to lose 4-1?

[Liam Monk @LiamAMonk]

They’re walking right into our trap and they don’t suspect a thing! Before they realise it, we’ll have let them score 4 and second place will be ours!! Hahahaha

[Liam Monk @LiamAMonk]

Letting them get an early lead so they let their guard down I see. Smart. Always thinking outside the box Arteta

[Liam Monk @LiamAMonk]

Not sure about this. Thought it would look better ‘in person’ but I think it actually looks even ropier

[Liam Monk @LiamAMonk]

For anyone wondering, the footballing gods are Thierry Henry, Dimitar Berbatov, Roberto Baggio and Ibrahimovic. Praise be

[Liam Monk @LiamAMonk]

As an arsenal fan, this season feels like a trap of some kind. Very wary of any over confidence or gloating at this point. Seeing Spurs’ implosion over the past week, I can’t help but feel this is some cruel prank by the footballing gods