Dewar

Life is a joke, laugh a little.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Got alcohol delivered and when the guy scanned my ID he said "this expired like a week ago," and I really didn't know how to respond to that so my dumb ass went "ok well I'm still me"

[Sophia Wren @sophiacadogan]

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

HH

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

Hey, what THE FUCK?!

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

And. He. Stays. Shittin. 🧻🎉🧻🎉🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

Tomorrow I’m slammed - I have two phone calls

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

This is so funny!!!!

[iqra @iqraanabi]

“how’s self quarantine going?”

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

What’s the world coming to,I caught Pumpkin Spice drinking by the pool! HH

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@SachaBaronCohen #DeleteFacebook It’s lame

[justin @webcul8]

mfs love frank ocean but don’t love the ocean if i’m being frank

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

WTF.