Liam🐗

this isn't shitposting, this is shit posting

[Liam🐗 @LiamShitter]

this joke works best if you were born March 91

[Liam🐗 @LiamShitter]

on this date in 1990, goo was released, leading to the creation of you!

[Sonemic / Rate Your Music @sonemic]

On this date in 1990, @thesonicyouth - 'Goo' was released.

📈 #7 for 1990, #795 overall

https://t.co/SFBP7h7gA9

[game recognizer 🫡 @storylinefever]

day 2 of alberta visit— the facebook algorithm remains undefeated

[Liam🐗 @LiamShitter]

a little less listening this week

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

"Sometimes my wife lies about her period to get out of sex with me. Talk about a #FalseRag!" -- from my act for Infowars open mic night

[Liam🐗 @LiamShitter]

🫡🫡🫡

[CHEK News @CHEK_News]

One of BC Ferries oldest vessels will be completing its final sailing on Friday, ending 57 years of service.

https://t.co/7DiFa9Dhn8

[Liam🐗 @LiamShitter]

@Grochowa2 @NoLore I think it might still be AI

[Liam🐗 @LiamShitter]

@Grochowa2 @NoLore is that mark carney on the $20?

[Liam🐗 @LiamShitter]

@mertcentury it's way worse when you have just one and you hyper focus on it vs having both calves entirely covered and accepting your fate

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Let a bunch of mosquitos bite you

[Smiling Ghost @PhrygianWeaver]

Remember not to check for ticks after walking in long grass: for time is short and distraction constant.

[Liam🐗 @LiamShitter]

The fact that Anthony Fantano still calls himself "the most relevant and impactful music critic" only tells you how far music criticism still is from becoming serious commentary. Film critics have long recognized Pauline Kael and Roger Ebert, who were not the famous or richest or

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Anthony Fantano calls himself "the most relevant and impactful music critic” in response to Halsey (via Variety):

“I don’t have to prove my track record to Halsey. I have been the most relevant and impactful music critic of my — and any — generation for over 10 years now. You can’t really debate that. There’s no music critic bigger than me who’s had more impact than me for as long as I have, consistently. And if I die tomorrow, nobody’s going to outdo that run.”

(https://t.co/xltK60rKap)

[Liam🐗 @LiamShitter]

if you tried to pull this shit in montreal they'd straight up stop serving you

[Daniel Byshkin @bskdany]

The no tip button at bars has saved me about $1000 at Canadians bars so far

[Liam🐗 @LiamShitter]

@Grochowa2 New York City is the Nanaimo of America

[Liam🐗 @LiamShitter]

the week

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Apparently in Japan they consider charging your phone in a public outlet to be “stealing electricity” lol read all the quote tweets

[Comrade MetroBunny 🚇🐇 @MetroBunnyMtl]

So, can nurses do the same thing? Any time someone is rude to myself or other hospital staff, can we also give them a fine that goes into our hospital budget? I may have solved the health care crisis, guys.

[Liam🐗 @LiamShitter]

I love explaining the volcano vaporizer to zoomers. mfs don't even know we used to be huffing from a giant bag of weed smoke

[Liam🐗 @LiamShitter]

@Post_Fontaine_ @fin0cchi0 "what the fuck goes on here?"

[Liam🐗 @LiamShitter]

that time of the week again