Liam Slater

Writer of songs. Eater of food. Drinker of beer

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@DrinkMiO Sent!

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@DrinkMiO I’m really disappointed. This is my favorite flavor of mio and this tastes soapy. I don’t know if you’ve changed your flavorings but this tastes like I have shampoo in my mouth. Both bottles!

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A Rock and Heart Place? This geode may have just cracked the code doctors were stumped on

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my dream job is writing clickbait titles

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Cat Got Your Tongue? Meet the world’s first feline dentist!

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Holy Cow! You believe these 7 pictures of divine bovine

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tom brady has been in the league for 23 seasons. that means that if someone had a kid in tom’s first season, they would be 23!

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2022 I dance like a baby now

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honestly tho kermit there are not that many songs about rainbows

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hey @TheYankeeCandle why don’t you have a dog paws scent. get it together

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@tylerbankmusic nothing we just walk 😤

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hot girls don’t say excuse me when they walk through a bar crowd

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@FucksGoblins and that’s the truth

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gonna start practicing my southern similes so get ready

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@AnthonyLizzo im mature 🥰

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just found out reverse cowgirl isn’t when the horse rides the girl. I’m absolutely disgusted

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damn april fools day really kicked my ass

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april fools but I live by myself. been pranking myself all day!

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@theaaronschilb @HattieBs guess which one I can afford

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