Optimus Prime is an illegal alien and if he were real the American government would have him bombed to hell and back within hours.
(Not that my goat would let that happen to him)
Inspired by @danielwarrenart. Optimus Prime out here working with the good guys. Deport the illegal aliens, whether it be Decepticons or non-Americans.
They don't have a propper uniform.
They travel in unmarked vehicles..
You could actually just straight up impersonate an ICE agent to steal from or beat the shit outta someone, and totally get away with it...
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
3 agents divvy up his already bought food—taking what they want for themselves.
You think?
It is difficult to convey to Americans how completely dead the gun control debate is in Australia, how conclusively the argument has been won, how stupid and insane this sort of argument sounds, and how it sounds even stupider at times like this
Didn't you hear about all the ones the gun laws prevented??
You didn't??
Oh wow- maybe that because they DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN BECAUSE THE GUN LAWS PREVENTED THEM.
FUCKING DUMBASS.