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Yea we're a new account and shit we're just 2 idiots ruining our lives and piggy banks over a stoopid boyband love you lots like jelly tits

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"How to manage a celebrity's bad press"
A novel written by Liam James Payne

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God bless liam and his twitter rants without him i think the boys would bot survive

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“@PerezHilton: @zaynmalik I always knew you'd be the first one to be caught with drugs!”

*clears throat*
*straightens tie*

😊Fuck u😊

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Tbh smoking weed in the back of a car after a concert is over is pretty harmless you are all overreacting

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Management gon' be knocking on zouis' door tomorrow like

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IN THE FUCKING VIDEO ZAYN JAVAAD MALIK WAS FUCKING WEARING A FUCKING BOB MARLEY SHIRT HOW ARE U FUCKERS SUPRISED BY THIS VIDEO COME ON GUYS

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Im seeing a lot of 'fans' calling louis an 'asshole'.......

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No this will not ruin their career no they will not lose a substantial amount of fans no one direction is not over CALM THE FUCK DOWN NIGGAS

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Of you are judging zouis for smoking weed and are changing the way you view them

Please exit through the door on the left thank you

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WHITE MICHAEL JACKSON DIDN'T RESURRECT HIMSELF FOR THIS SHIT https://t.co/sQNlFXOEKG

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*Summary of the #BBMAs*

•country
•Michael jackson
•Kendall jenner can't read
•country
•5SOS syncronized jump
•Lorde seizure
•more country

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Sooooooooo did the boys win or did i just waste most of my sunday night??

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Lorde is stilla better dancer than taylor swift lezbehonest

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Lord dances like a t-rex having a seizure

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Is lorde dancing or having a seizure

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Theres a special place in hell for the person who made this

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THE LAST COMMENT IM DEAD

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*Kendall almost introduced 5sos as One Direction*