John Smith 🔞

Black, BLM, whatever pronoun man, 35. yuck!

[Ruzy.hl @0xRuzy]

LeBron James said he doesn’t recommend Miami for a 25 year old.

Interviewer: How old were you when you went to Miami?

LeBron James: 25.

Interviewer: What was that like?

LeBron James: I don't recommend anybody go to Miami at 25.

LeBron James: If you don't have... (laughs) Yeah, you gotta have a strong mindset. Uh yeah, I had it. I had a strong mindset. I don't recommend people to go to Miami at 25. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chilly Chud @girltummyfan]

Black people viewing jail as an opportunity for personal development is so hilarious

[NachoArt @nach0art]

Yosuke managed to travel with a girl on a motorcycle, even though he wasn't the one driving... But he's still very happy!

[WWE @WWE]

.@jalenbrunson1 has @RealLAKnight's back 😤💪

#SmackDown

[⚡️Miller⚡️ @MyLifeAsKori]

@HossMatch Crazy to think Hali was in the Finals last year and Brunson in the Finals this year. Talk about long term storytelling.

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Jasmine Crockett says that Karmelo Anthony was justified in stabbing Austin Metcalf to death:

"He decided to go under a tent and simply didn't want to be put out on the rain by some kid he didn't know... There was no mercy seen when this black boy said 'I was scared.'"

[Lee Kuan Yimby @LeeKuanYimby]

@neoliberal_hack Like what are we doing here

[neoliberal_hack 🌐 @neoliberal_hack]

Oh this is actually insane

[Barry from da H @unrealcreatives]

@YourOldDroog My son gonn be pissed when I name him Spursblewatwentyninepointleadinthenbafinals

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

My daughter gonn be mad as hell when I name her Anna Nobey

[Financial Dystopia @financedystop]

Gen Z realizing one of the biggest shocks after college is that life no longer happens around you.

In school, friends, events, relationships, and opportunities are built into your environment.

As an adult, if you don't actively create a social life, weeks can turn into months surprisingly fast.

[August Raven @AugustRaven]

Stuff like this is why I feel so strong for the idea of Revival having an outright voiced Yu

This is one of the best scenes in Persona 4 and it isn't even from the game. It cant work when it's just a blank slate voiceless protagonist

[Cultaholic Wrestling @Cultaholic]

There is belief within AEW that CM Punk will rebuild the bridge with the company, even if he doesn't wrestle for them again.

Sources said "never say never" when asked if Punk has burned his bridge with AEW.

(Source: @Fightful | @FightfulSelect)

[ashe wayne @ashewayne1]

I’ve seen less porn looking setups in actual porn 😭😭😭

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Bruce Willis told Samuel L. Jackson to find a recurring role "everybody loves" so that he'd be protected from box office flops.

“Bruce told me, 'Hopefully you’ll be able to find a character that, when you make bad movies and they don’t make any money, you can always go back to this character everybody loves,'" Jackson remembers. "He said, ‘Arnold’s got Terminator. Sylvester’s got Rocky and Rambo. I’ve got John McClane.’ I’m like, ‘Oh, okay.’ And it didn’t occur to me until I got that Nick Fury role—and I had a nine-picture deal to be Nick Fury—that, ‘Oh, I’m doing what Bruce said. I’ve got this character now.'”

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

Our forefathers purchased these for under 5 dollars at Walmart

[turbomander @turbomander]

when she invites you over to her sex dungeon and the sex dragon is there too

[Make Metal Gear Ac!d 3, you cowards @Rufus2k2]

Finding out that the show was made under such strict censorship guidelines that Spider-Man couldn't punch vilalins or that it was taboo to break anything made of glass drives me insane when you think about how Batman The Animated Series aired around the same time.

[Jdawg🐶 @467Doggo]

Persona 3 reload has good remixes but it will randomly do something like this