Big Fucking Sofa

I am a die hard liberal that loves traveling the world with my parents money that I've done absolutely nothing to deserve. PS: I love my fucking basement!!!

[Big Fucking Sofa @LiberalVegan69]

Everyone wants to talk about WAP (wet ass pussy), but nobody wants to talk about HABS (horny ass big sofa)

[Big Fucking Sofa @LiberalVegan69]

If you know any bitches that are pregnant right now, there’s a 75% chance I’m the motherfucker that knocked em up #thisSofaDontpullout

[Big Fucking Sofa @LiberalVegan69]

Hi, my name is Big Sofa and I get more ass than a toilet seat

[Big Fucking Sofa @LiberalVegan69]

Sofa fact: I have based this entire chapter of my life off of living out my broke back mountain fantasy

[Big Fucking Sofa @LiberalVegan69]

Sorry I’ve been slacking on posting, those of you that know me know that I am now “Soul-Searchin’ Sofa” in the mountains

[Big Fucking Sofa @LiberalVegan69]

It’s my birthday, bitch. Show me your titties!

[Big Fucking Sofa @LiberalVegan69]

Just found out that they canceled all of my favorite music festivals, and that there could be a shortage of IPA’s due to covid-19. #donttext

[Big Fucking Sofa @LiberalVegan69]

Just went to Kroger and they were out of Goose Island IPA. I think it’s safe to say, we got a fuckin’ problem

[Big Fucking Sofa @LiberalVegan69]

Coronavirus update: I am keeping a watchful eye on this situation and will intervene if I feel necessary

[Big Fucking Sofa @LiberalVegan69]

~Surround yourself with people who lift you up, not those who bring you down~

[Big Fucking Sofa @LiberalVegan69]

Bitches broke my heart, but margs never will 😤😤

[Big Fucking Sofa @LiberalVegan69]

2020 I’m not taking losses anymore, I’m crushing IPAs and electing Bernie sanders as president

[Big Fucking Sofa @LiberalVegan69]

All my friends are out hunting ducks, and I’m just looking for a girl I can vibe with 😔

[Big Fucking Sofa @LiberalVegan69]

As a sandwich delivery guy, I can confirm that pornos are accurate. #deliveringSixInches #bringingthemeat

[Big Fucking Sofa @LiberalVegan69]

@AaronPTWest @jimmyjohns @thatkidDAIRY I have stolen so much product from Jimmy Johns that I would be given the death penalty if they could prove it in court

[Big Fucking Sofa @LiberalVegan69]

I identify as:
Man ❌ Woman❌ Horny sandwich enthusiast ✅✅✅