Liberal Cynic

Master of Memes & skilled in the arts of Sarcasm & Smart-assery

#TheResistance

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@SafetyPinDaily @germanrlopez @foxnews is Trump's personal "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood"... They go to the land of make-believe & say how great he is, by just being him...

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I've had this one for a while...

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

6’3”, 219?

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Star Wars - Episode IV: A New Hope...

For more money, I'll do the sound effects and musical score...

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

You're offered $100k to recite 90% of a movie. What movie are you choosing?

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@littledeekay If they do, she'll look like Cousin Itt by the end of the month, if not sooner....

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@BryceAllers @laurenboebert May be more accurate to say "Have someone read a book to you" to Boebert...

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@liziestar @iamAtheistGirl Over 11 years on Twitter and only 102 people follow you...

Clearly, the rest of us are doing something right...

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@liziestar @iamAtheistGirl This you..?

https://t.co/M0giuX5sSf

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@LegalWeed4SC Yeah... Kinda thought that after I posted...

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@LegalWeed4SC If @DonaldJTrumpJr is against drag queens, why is he engaged to one..?

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@DonaldJTrumpJr You're not fooling anyone... Everybody knows you're not against drag queens...

Shit, from here, looks like you're engaged to one...

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@PHIevangelism @LiveAction

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@ace_maddie @RepSantosNY03 Probably cant remember who the fuck he's supposed to be anymore...

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@BettyBowers In fairness, there's only so much she can do with a body from 1 Million BC...

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@Why__President Actually, I think I saw a drag queen in one of the pics...

Oh, wait... No, that was just @kimguilfoyle...

Easy mistake to make...

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@ACTBrigitte Better tell @kimguilfoyle you're not supporting Trump anymore, then...

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@RepBoebert Actually voted on this one, eh..?

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@DogginTrump Who says they do..?

I mean, for Trump, Lindsey is right there to do it for him...

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@ace_maddie @ACTBrigitte I mean, they kinda all look like that...

For good reason...

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@iamAtheistGirl Yet, doesn't seem like he's willing to do it himself...

Surprise, surprise...

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@laurenboebert I don't think it counts if it's written in crayon...

Probably need all the words to be spelled right, too...

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@zorekrichards @laurenboebert In fairness, her failing the GED 3 times probably shows that there's a lot of words she doesn't know the meaning of...