Daughter: What does gays mean?
Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same way
Her: So what's 'penetrating gays'?
Me: Er... read me the whole sentence
Her: "She stared at him with a penetrating gaze"
Me: Oh
I love when ppl go "ewwwww" to vegan food. What's missing, the feces? pus? parasites? cartilage? cholesterol? blood? Dyed/ coagulated breast milk? assholes/ eyes/ lips? Did i miss anything? What? lo.l Just goes to show how brainwashed and conditioned people are 🤪🤦♂️
me: desperately wants to hang out with people, hates being alone
also me: terrified of conversation, feels the need to entertain everybody, can’t think of an excuse to hang out with people, is embarrassed about everything