Lily 🏳️‍🌈🐶📚👠👑

A very married queer nerd with love for dogs, books, & drag.
Seamstress and half of the House of Smitty podcast.
I'm like an opossum in a strawberry patch.

[Lily 🏳️‍🌈🐶📚👠👑 @LibrarNIAn]

"I had a dream that I had surgery to get gills."

"That makes sense."

And that's how you know you've made a good choice in friend

[Lily 🏳️‍🌈🐶📚👠👑 @LibrarNIAn]

That paralyzing thought that wakes you up in the middle of the night of "I uploaded the wrong resume."

[Lily 🏳️‍🌈🐶📚👠👑 @LibrarNIAn]

Well, it's been a while since I posted. Time to remedy that, I reckon.

[Lily 🏳️‍🌈🐶📚👠👑 @LibrarNIAn]

@pablo06i @sgpenpen @IMPmurderpros I read this in Cherry's voice

[Lily 🏳️‍🌈🐶📚👠👑 @LibrarNIAn]

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2023! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[Lily 🏳️‍🌈🐶📚👠👑 @LibrarNIAn]

"If you need me, just holler. I won't run, but I will walk briskly. I got short legs and big tits; I don't run."

[Lily 🏳️‍🌈🐶📚👠👑 @LibrarNIAn]

@smits83

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HIM GO

[Lily 🏳️‍🌈🐶📚👠👑 @LibrarNIAn]

"J told me "work your magic" to bring in autumn. Idk...is there a special dance I'm supposed to do? Do I yell at trees?"
"I'd say yell at trees and the sky...."
"Persephone! Get your ass downstairs! I'm tired of tit sweat!"
"Amen."
@smits83

[Lily 🏳️‍🌈🐶📚👠👑 @LibrarNIAn]

@smits83

[Lily 🏳️‍🌈🐶📚👠👑 @LibrarNIAn]

@crim_tweets_ Women are the most important thing to do that is both accurate and credible and they are not the only ones that are often tucked into sandwiches and sold in cities like Essaouira

.....what.

[Lily 🏳️‍🌈🐶📚👠👑 @LibrarNIAn]

I don't even know what we do.
Nah, just kiddin'. Heh.
What are we, like a bus or something?

[Lily 🏳️‍🌈🐶📚👠👑 @LibrarNIAn]

@smits83 I'm afraid you'll find out later what exactly the limit sounds like

[Lily 🏳️‍🌈🐶📚👠👑 @LibrarNIAn]

It's the 1st day I've had at home by myself in a long time. I could get so much accomplished!
But what I'm actually doing is video calling @smits83 so I can harass his coworkers as they walk by his office.
Ya know, grown up stuff.

[Lily 🏳️‍🌈🐶📚👠👑 @LibrarNIAn]

@smits83 I've updated my list of things done on this day:
- Watched S1 of "Staged"
- Ate too many beans and potatoes
- Tried to convince my friend his week's been shit bc he's been cursed

[Lily 🏳️‍🌈🐶📚👠👑 @LibrarNIAn]

@smits83

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@HumansNoContext Guarantee the dad was like, "I hate that damn vase."
So the son said, "I got ya, Big Poppa. For $20 I can make that vase disappear."

[Lily 🏳️‍🌈🐶📚👠👑 @LibrarNIAn]

https://t.co/Ms5p0u9v8L

Didn't think this would ever be something I needed, but here we are.
(Just babysitting some baby birbs, and any advice would be welcome)

[Lily 🏳️‍🌈🐶📚👠👑 @LibrarNIAn]

@2min_videos Is that Walter?!