Mortimer Goth

“I can’t wait to be a heroic chicken” 📚🖤✨I talk about books on Instagram if you’re interested in that sort of thing

[eden @danielarmands]

I am better and smarter than anyone who reads Colleen Hoover.

[Nebraska Humane Society @NEHumaneSociety]

NHS is closed for adoptions as we set up sheltering for pets affected by the severe weather. Dispatch is taking emergency Animal Control calls at 402-444-7800 ext. 1. and some Animal Control officers are out in the field assisting with rescue efforts.

[Angela Washington @amwashington]

But when ALA went to New Orleans for their annual conference the year after Katrina, government officials were overjoyed because librarians were helping to rebuild the city. And they were still singing our praises when ALA came back in 2018.

[Mortimer Goth @LibraryKitten_]

are the police allowed to pay for professional development with tax payer dollars? or is everyone just real worried about book wielding librarians?

[Piper Hutchinson @ByPiperHutch]

Freshman Rep. Kellee Dickerson has filed a bill that would make it a crime punishable by up to two years in prison to use public funds to pay for an @ALALibrary memberships or for attendance at an ALA event #lalege #lagov

[Nebraska Volleyball @HuskerVB]

Husker Nation, you’ve done it.

The WORLD RECORD for a Women’s Sporting Event lives in Lincoln.

Today’s attendance: 9️⃣2️⃣,0️⃣0️⃣3️⃣

There is NO PLACE like Nebraska.

[Mortimer Goth @LibraryKitten_]

Anyway, happy game 6 everyone

[Ultimate Cleveland Sports Show @ultCLEsports]

Here's the scary side of the Damar Hamlin story nobody but @Gbush91 wants to talk about.

[KLoopz @In_the_Lupe]

Man I wish I could crash and burn at doing my job and then get paid enough to buy a 5.4 million dollar home like Scott Frost

[NHL @NHL]

AM34 on the power play! 🚀

[Mortimer Goth @LibraryKitten_]

I don’t know that I’ll ever be normal about Mitch Marner ever again 🥺

[NHL @NHL]

Eighteen straight games. 💪🍁

Mitch Marner (@Marner93) has now tied Darryl Sittler and Eddie Olczyk for the longest point streak in @MapleLeafs history!

[Mortimer Goth @LibraryKitten_]

@In_the_Lupe HAHAHAHAH real

[Mortimer Goth @LibraryKitten_]

@spellcheckbagel Sarah, just trust him! He’s a ~writer~

[Mortimer Goth @LibraryKitten_]

At my own Halloween party — one *I* hosted — three of my best friends stood behind me and decided to see how many times they had to say “Auston Matthews” before I turned around. Unfortunately, it was only twice and mostly because the first one wasn’t loud enough

[Mortimer Goth @LibraryKitten_]

@emilyaislinn The alt text 💀💀

[Mortimer Goth @LibraryKitten_]

@avslegend I just had a ptsd response to this tweet 💀

[Mortimer Goth @LibraryKitten_]

The boys looking out for their favorite little baby! 😭

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

Keep thinking of this exchange with @annkpowers and how it totally changed the way I’ll look @taylorswift13 going forward, in a good way
https://t.co/AG5SUAGZ5H

[Mortimer Goth @LibraryKitten_]

@steelydanlover I’m ready

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

ROOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!