Jessica Jacko Barnes

Mom. Wife. Librarian. Romance. Tennis. Rockin' the suburbs, but not in a minivan. She/her.

[Jessica Jacko Barnes @Librarygirl1227]

@BoildownAH @ID_AA_Carmack Not okay

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

illegal transgender alien

[Emily Maloney @emilyfmaloney]

ok but none of these people are beyonce

[Jessica Jacko Barnes @Librarygirl1227]

@electra_rhodes I always enjoyed reading about your Papa. May his memory be a blessing.

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@tressiemcphd For $4,000 a month, my personal trainer better be doing the workouts for me.

[Jessica Jacko Barnes @Librarygirl1227]

@lingerie_addict Those candies that have strawberries on the wrapper. They are hard on the outside and chewy on the inside and only grandparents can purchase them.

[Jessica Jacko Barnes @Librarygirl1227]

@Deb60641 @NordrikePark @abrahamjoseph It's been sad the last few times I've been in the store. I'm 42, and when I was 8 or 10, it was my idea of luxury. It didn't take very long for it to decline in status.

[Jessica Jacko Barnes @Librarygirl1227]

@Brian_Tallerico @abrahamjoseph My family just calls it Sox Park.

[Jessica Jacko Barnes @Librarygirl1227]

@abrahamjoseph Marshall Field's?

[Jessica Jacko Barnes @Librarygirl1227]

New lawnmower came in a large box.
Me: Are you building a fort?
Child: No, I'm building something you don't need to know about.

[Jessica Jacko Barnes @Librarygirl1227]

@davebangert IYKYK

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Can we get a nice day in March?

Midwest:

[Jessica Jacko Barnes @Librarygirl1227]

@Aubrene_Fiore @chicagobars To be fair, some parts of NWI are closer to Chicago than some Illinois suburbs.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners can smell this picture

[Jessica Jacko Barnes @Librarygirl1227]

@JeremyWingert79 Taking walks, baking with my daughter, coloring

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@allierachelle3 @BoilerBall @C_K_3 @calebfurst @zach_edey @FletcherLoyer The picture with her and Edey is adorable!

[Jessica Jacko Barnes @Librarygirl1227]

@clhubes The nurse practitioner in the NICU told me to always choose sanity. If you want to continue breastfeeding, that's great. If it gets to be too much, that's great, too.

[Jessica Jacko Barnes @Librarygirl1227]

@FunnelFiasco @indgop Wow, government staying out of people's lives. /sarcasm. They are terrible people. This is going to hurt so many kids.

[Jessica Jacko Barnes @Librarygirl1227]

@amy_may Do they have a shopping cart or basket they lit things in?