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❝That's going to be a no from me.❞ • Resident dick of Mystic Falls and number one fan of @LicentiousVile.| #Donnie. |#CapriciousVile.| Brother - @MrCrazyBrows.

[Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. @LicentiousVile]

[Stands on the roof of the Boarding House.]
For over a day, I have been on Twitter. I know the risk, but I have to mock the illiterates.

[Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. @LicentiousVile]

I don't think any one other than @MrCrazyBrows could be my brother. Who else would put up with my bullshit?

[Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. @LicentiousVile]

PSA: Stefan is a twat.

[Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. @LicentiousVile]

Someone offer a vein.

[Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. @LicentiousVile]

RL picture, that.

Ecstatic. https://t.co/luSlCPmerr

[Lily @SalvatoreMother]

That's accurate I assume. Do they make you happy? https://t.co/TlR5L1nnKK

[Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. @LicentiousVile]

But all you ever did was wr-eak me, @SonorousHaggard.

[Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. @LicentiousVile]

@SalvatoreMother

[Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. @LicentiousVile]

All I wanted was to break your walls, @SonorousHaggard.

[Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. @LicentiousVile]

The parent kinda look. https://t.co/4HFxfXOKB8

[Lily @SalvatoreMother]

What sort of look? https://t.co/4ETjR8cqkR

[Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. @LicentiousVile]

Parents. https://t.co/LfljnAqKTQ

[Lily @SalvatoreMother]

Are they now. And what do they look like? https://t.co/MQY4PsllYG

[Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. @LicentiousVile]

I never hit so hard in love, @SonorousHaggard.

[Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. @LicentiousVile]

My parents are from Mexico. https://t.co/YIsBRJqr99

[Lily @SalvatoreMother]

If only you were not. But then again. How were you made? Just by your dad. That would of been an ugly face. https://t.co/5bAlYwysSw

[Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. @LicentiousVile]

I'm not your son. https://t.co/LE1AtQBUES

[Lily @SalvatoreMother]

Bring it over. My boys should look handsome and not old. https://t.co/dcyirICXta

[Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. @LicentiousVile]

@SonorousHaggard @TenaciousCandor

Cos I come in like a wrecking ball.

[Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. @LicentiousVile]

In Mexico. https://t.co/CqQWjeBwO6

[Lily @SalvatoreMother]

If you were then where is your beard? https://t.co/1hpn9cn2rY

[Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. @LicentiousVile]

I'm allergic to shaving. https://t.co/kVnjlStp67

[Lily @SalvatoreMother]

Let me first shave of your hair. https://t.co/XhQHUO8QD2

[Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. @LicentiousVile]

I'll give him the message that you were here. https://t.co/nk5iZ0wv6M

[Lily @SalvatoreMother]

Right. https://t.co/LxL6hlJCfw

[Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. @LicentiousVile]

No Damon here. Damon in Mexico. I'm Damien. https://t.co/wiTm4YzP4j

[Lily @SalvatoreMother]

Hu what? https://t.co/nrqNLjbEDh

[Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. @LicentiousVile]

The lengths I go through to avoid my family.

[Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. @LicentiousVile]

New phone. Hu dis? https://t.co/56VTuMC5UP

[Lily @SalvatoreMother]

If only you were. How much trouble that would of saved me from. https://t.co/dj4Myt1CuI

[Ｄ Ａ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ. @LicentiousVile]

I'm adopted. https://t.co/4mxwV8kWCy

[Lily @SalvatoreMother]

You try to deny it now? https://t.co/uHET9huwZ0