El Capitán

Cruising the eerie depths

[El Capitán @LickNautilus]

This parasite is known as Hu Hot.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: A parasite that causes explosive diarrhea has reportedly spread to 20 U.S. states.

[RT @RT_com]

Netanyahu says he wants to 'END AMERICAN AID' to Israel

'I DON'T WANT IT'

'We can FINANACE OURSELVES... we're no longer a small economy'

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

Every time Obama fills the 2,500 gallon propane tanks at his Hawaii estate, 16 African children die

[El Capitán @LickNautilus]

Seth Rogen has made less than four good movies. He's also a really shitty guy.

[Tig @Tig_Bo]

Seth Rogen says Sylvester Stallone has only made four good movies.

"What's the over/under on actual good Stallone movies? I think it's like four." - Ike

"Demolition Man. Tango and Cash is enjoyable, but it's not a good movie." - Seth

"Stallone is maybe not as good as Schwarzenegger. Not even close. Predator alone is better than anything Stallone has made." - Ike

"Stallone has no Terminator 2, no True Lies. Schwarzenegger is in legitimately great movies." - Seth

"Stallone made a run from 1997 to 2012 that was rough. Do you remember Driven? Daylight? He's trapped in the Holland Tunnel. His character's name is Kit Latura." - Ike

[El Capitán @LickNautilus]

Pretend the entire Craig "let's humanize/deconstruct Bond" era never happened and move on. It's shockingly easy.

[Hombre Imparable @Hombrelmparable]

La muerte de James Bond al final de No Time to Die se ha transformado en un enorme dolor de cabeza para los creadores de la próxima entrega.

Los guionistas no saben cómo continuar después de que el agente 007 fuera literalmente hecho pedazos.

El escritor Anthony Horowitz, autor de tres novelas oficiales de James Bond, lo explicó claramente: “No puedes tenerlo despertando en la ducha y diciendo que todo fue un sueño.

¿Tú cómo sacarías a Bond de esta?
¿Debería volver o dejarlo descansar? 🔥

[El Capitán @LickNautilus]

The Boomercons, ladies and gentlemen.

[Dominic Michael Tripi @DMichaelTripi]

NEW: Only 13% of US likely voters disapprove of new deal to end war with Iran. -Quantus Insights

[El Capitán @LickNautilus]

Trump just needs to realize that all U.S. involvement in the Middle East is a lost cause. End all aid, close all the bases. Make lefties and neocons argue why we need to keep funding and fighting these wars.

[El Capitán @LickNautilus]

Pre-ordered.

[tribal chief ☝🏻🩸 @luireigns]

PLAYBOY has been interested in Liv Morgan ever since she broke the internet with her mugshot and they now want her to pose for their magazine cover sometime in the summer of 2026.

[El Capitán @LickNautilus]

I wonder what wrong lesson Hollywood is going to take from the massive success of "Obsession."

[El Capitán @LickNautilus]

TV was better before it was “good,” and nobody can change my mind.

[rob @RobertSecundus]

i will never understand how people that used to make a dozen episodes a year struggle to even *write* 8-9 now over a few years

[El Capitán @LickNautilus]

If this were the '90s, Inde Navarrette would spend the next ten years getting $10 million+ paydays on romantic comedies and thrillers. Then she would go after an Oscar. That used to be the career arc before it was "we pick you to be in this huge franchise film."

[Natania Marshall ✞ @NataniaMarshall]

Friendly reminder:

Nothing in the Bible commands you to support a country founded in 1948 by the Rothschilds.

[El Capitán @LickNautilus]

No matter how much time wasting I do on here, at least I don't argue with memes on Facebook.

[El Capitán @LickNautilus]

Too many meetings. There's nothing I hate more.

[timi. 🦥 @algo8timi]

the more cult documentaries I watch, I realize I’m too lazy to ever be in a cult lol. it’s always manual labor, rituals and struggle

[El Capitán @LickNautilus]

Always a chad move.

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Rejecting sex from a beautiful woman to go home and masturbate

[El Capitán @LickNautilus]

Furiosa bombed horribly, so they were correct to do so.

[Cinema Solace @SolaceCinema]

Warner Bros. has reportedly passed on George Miller’s next ‘MAD MAX’ film.

He is currently pitching it to Amazon, Universal and Sony.

[El Capitán @LickNautilus]

No way. Bad things would happen if I were alone with my thoughts 24/7.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Be honest… would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $15M in the lottery today ??

[El Capitán @LickNautilus]

And he means it this time.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

President Trump reportedly told Netanyahu, “Bibi, you better be careful, or you will be on your own very soon,” per Axios.

[El Capitán @LickNautilus]

Eh, not shocked.

I think Hollywood overestimates how much He-Man fandom is out there.

[Global Box Office @GlobalBoxOffice]

MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE bombs harder than expected and earns only $7.3M on Friday for an $11.7M total opening day.

Its domestic debut now might miss the $25M mark, getting beaten by OBSESSIONS’s fourth weekend.

[El Capitán @LickNautilus]

I'd be perfectly happy to never attend another wedding for the rest of my life and the most I spend on them is fifty bucks.

[Brian Atlas @BrianAtlas]

$10,000+ tickets for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding at Madison Square Garden?! Who pays for this lol.