Lies.exe

Lies are forever. DM suggestions.

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Chairs make excellent Christmas ornaments.

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Lawnmowers were invented as a substitute for noisemakers.

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The average American adult male weighs around 93 lbs. About 70% of that is humility.

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Expired milk is very tasty.

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You are blind.

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This account has 2 followers.

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Your hair will become sentient and choke you to death if you let it grow too long.

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Today is Tuesday.

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The Chaos Theatre is very much alive.

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(Not sorry about having DMs open to everyone! It's broken now!)

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Drinking orange juice will melt your body from the inside out.

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50,000 RTs and every single person who RTd will live forever.

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Bathwater is actually recycled semen.

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Concrete is composed of 10% stone, 43% magnesium, 37% gum, 6% gum, and 4% crack.

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LGBT stands for Large Green Bigoted Toucan.

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We definitely weren't just inactive for a whole day.

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(Not sorry about the break yesterday, we won't be back to this soon!)

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You are dead.

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1 + 1 = 1.

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Roses are blue.
Violets are red.
Sugar is sour.
And wet is the bed.