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[liesel @Lieselcats]

Clavicular is evil Bryan Johnson

[🧑🏾‍🦱 @ewgraiam]

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

[SATORU GOJO !! @radioactivloser]

“So then I asked ChatGPT-“

[liesel @Lieselcats]

Why did we do that to strawberries :(

[erika @yeeeerika]

hey (with the intention of getting ice cream)

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

The best way to reduce the cost of Medicaid is to name and shame big employers that pay their full time employees so little, they qualify for Medicaid

[Comrade Stump @GranTorinoDSA]

Elon waking up from his drug binge to find himself on a plane to El Salvador like the opening Skyrim cutscene.

[usul Ი𐑼 @paulatreideez]

may thy 9th chip and shatter. just a little something I came up with hope you dune fans get a laugh out of it

[Simon Maechling @simonmaechling]

This is not coincidence. Autism is driven by organic food sales.

[The Kino Corner @thekinocorner]

That was the wildest theater experience of my life. Most of the audience were middle schoolers and they would clap and hoot and holler whenever one of the meme lines was said or when they recognized something from the game. When Jack Black said "Chicken Jockey," the theater erupted into sheer pandemonium. Kids were cheering, clapping, and jumping onto the tops of seats. Whenever Jack Black sang, the kids would get up and start dancing in the aisles. They acted like this wasn't a movie, but a rock concert. It was a complete expression of a mix of genuine love for minecraft and irony poisoning and the result was pure chaos for 100 or so minutes.

This is probably the proper way to see this film.

[「Biracial Angel」 @MalcoImFleX]

White people be like well we're getting our steps in

[liesel @Lieselcats]

Bro last night insisted upon itself

[doomer @uncledoomer]

youre TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS in debt to DOORDASH???

[sal🥫 @histri0ph0ca]

the snorbler

[dudugs @ratvisionist]

"we are fat because we are frying things in the wrong fluid" seems like a parody of americans and yet

[liesel @Lieselcats]

Pop off Judge Reyes!!!