Crash Nebula

Professional Wumbologist

[Crash Nebula @LieutenantFlex]

Wonder if we’re gonna come up with a catchy nickname for drones that carry grenades and stuff. Like a Sky-ED or a Fly-ED.

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The football robot on the Fox Sports football broadcasts is non-canonically a cousin of Gypsy Danger from the Pacific Rim franchise.

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It must’ve sucked to be a weightlifter back in the 50s. Absolutely no music for lifting to, zero supplements, the absolute jankiest lifting equipment. Just rawdogging workouts on straight black coffee and hate.

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Houston just got ROBBED against Texas

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The antagonist in the 1983 movie The Coneheads is the same guy who plays Chuck McGill in Better Call Saul.

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ChiveTV is like the perfect ADHD bar channel because no clip is longer than 10 seconds and there’s no words, only pretty colors and shit. Just need a clip of Subway Surfers gameplay underneath it and they’d have struck gold.

[Crash Nebula @LieutenantFlex]

What many people don’t realize is that Cam Newton’s athletic abilities are granted only if he’s wearing a hat of some sort, whether that’s a helmet or the usual silly hats he wears. Thats why he’s always wearing hats: so he’s always ready for life’s challenges.

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Was there ever anything besides pictures in those old dinosaur books or did those books get by on just the really cool pictures on their own merit?

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Even better, you’d think his kidnapper has gotta be somebody that he’s truly wronged, but it it turns out the guy that did it is mad because Dae-Su snitched on him for banging his sister and like…how is THAT the sin that made him deserve vigilante imprisonment?

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My favorite thing about the movie Oldboy is when Dae-Su gets initially kidnapped he’s all like “who would do this to me? I’m not a bad person” then it later flashes forward to a huge list of people that, upon reflection, he realized would have some reason to kidnap him

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She be rizzing on my Baby Gronk until I commit to LSU

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Stpuid

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[U.S. Air Force Materiel Command ✈️ @HQ_AFMC]

The JESTR project aims to power sled testing into the future by developing new sled track motors purpose-built for high performance, short burn times and structurally stable under sled track conditions.

https://t.co/LstpSRi8Qa

#defense #modernization #USAF #hypersonic

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My conspiracy theory is that Morgan Wallen intentionally leaked his neighbor’s Ring video to create the controversy and get a bigger audience because I’d never heard of him before that, and now he’s everywhere

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Who the fuck is watching The Masked Singer?

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I never understood why people get chihuahuas. They’re like the shittiest, meanest, most annoying kind of dog you could get 90% of the time

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Remember that trend where something would look like not a cake but it was a cake? I know those cakes could not have tasted good

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I bet y’all ain’t even know about the giant African earthworms