reverend han

tcob
l e o ♌
she/her

[reverend han @LieutenantHan]

I just realized Bob Ross died on the same day Post Malone was born.

Do with that what you will.

[jazmin @itsnotjazminn]

to all of u🫶🏼

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

BREAKING: Taylor Swift spotted out in New York City with Home Improvement hunk Richard Karn after her split with The 1975 frontman Matty Healy.

[reverend han @LieutenantHan]

back off, banana breath. what the hell did you eat, a banana?

[reverend han @LieutenantHan]

I don't like him, I don't think he should have hair.

[reverend han @LieutenantHan]

I'm whatever the Sugar Ray version of a Parrothead is

[reverend han @LieutenantHan]

happy birthday to my breast friend in the world 🥳 I hope it's filled with all the yummiest food, and all the King of Queens you can watch. ilysfm @l_stacy55 💕

[reverend han @LieutenantHan]

in a good mood but also

[reverend han @LieutenantHan]

they're expecting a quick turnaround this year

[reverend han @LieutenantHan]

what does chipotle put in their food that makes my cat go wild? he will always fight me for my food from chipotle specifically.

[Kami VI 🌒 @the6eyed]

like Samsung and Pixel phones are objectively better phones than iphones but "green text bubble" has y'all acting stupid

[reverend han @LieutenantHan]

@JamieMolden

[reverend han @LieutenantHan]

I used the term "the numbers ain't numbering" in a meeting with my supervisor. minutes later, they implied they wanted me to help with program development.
am I really the person to be trusted with that? 🥴

[reverend han @LieutenantHan]

he is rizzin'

[reverend han @LieutenantHan]

"it seems very 'Jessica Walter' of you to bring a drink to a tornado warning"

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

Seems like he’s taking the indictment well

[reverend han @LieutenantHan]

you're against gender-affirming care? quit taking Viagra then.

[reverend han @LieutenantHan]

I owe it all to two Franks: Lisa & Paul

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

oh

[reverend han @LieutenantHan]

you can't expect the world to treat you well when you actively cause harm to others.
what gives you the right to mistreat people, then demand to be taken care of?