LEX

hungry & tired 🖤

[LEX @LifeAsLexus]

I knew today was going to be a good day when my patients meth pipe fell out of her ✨natures purse pocket ✨

[LEX @LifeAsLexus]

Adam Sandler is my spirit animal

[LEX @LifeAsLexus]

SINGLE: when are you going to date someone?
TAKEN: when are you going to get married?
MARRIED: when are you going to have kids?

this shit never ends.

[LEX @LifeAsLexus]

Is it a requirement for TSA security to be assholes?

[LEX @LifeAsLexus]

how do some of y’all sleep on white sheets? I love the aesthetic but I’m too much of a crusty gal.

[Cara Mund @CaraMund]

You Don’t Own Me.

[LEX @LifeAsLexus]

@BriianaRose JEALOUS

[LEX @LifeAsLexus]

I need @AllioMichael to write my wedding vows. His words are making me cry rn. #TheBachelorette

[Jack @GayLaVie]

I regret getting the vaccine. I am now having too much fun and spending too much money.

[LEX @LifeAsLexus]

garage sale season is making me horny 😎

[LEX @LifeAsLexus]

the dad in me could make up a good joke on this one.

[LEX @LifeAsLexus]

@mtobin22 Same lol. Sticking it out for as long as I can too 😂😅

[LEX @LifeAsLexus]

why tf do I come alive in the night? like it’s almost 4am and I’m googling how to sell feet pics for profit.

[LEX @LifeAsLexus]

Waiting until the last minute is my specialty 🙃

[LEX @LifeAsLexus]

@BriianaRose Where can I watch this?!

[LEX @LifeAsLexus]

@keltotheseyjo NOOOO hahahahaha