𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿ @LifeAsMonica]

I know manolo did not just text me asking if I can make him some pozole today, boy it’s 95° out 🙃

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿ @LifeAsMonica]

Why did this kid just ask me if it’s true that I drink hot dog water and put ants in my cereal

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿ @LifeAsMonica]

my karol g crocs finally shipped 🥹💖

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿ @LifeAsMonica]

he’s ok, but he’s still a stupid ass

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿ @LifeAsMonica]

I still cannot believe that my stupid ass dog just jumped out of a two-story window 🫠🫠🫠

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿ @LifeAsMonica]

@630MIGUELANGEL Because it was the exact same color and make as your car and she was pulling up crazy in front of the house as I was walking towards mine so I thought it was you being funny and the whole time it was some crazy Puerto Rican bitch picking up her kid from Waldo 😂😂😂

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿ @LifeAsMonica]

I almost got beat up for beeping at and flicking off the wrong car thinking it was Mikky 😂😂😂😂 that bitch was not the one LMAOOOO

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿ @LifeAsMonica]

I’m more sad bc I had FIRE tickets to Friday’s game 🫠🫠

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿ @LifeAsMonica]

s/o 6ix9ine

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿ @LifeAsMonica]

But I feel him bc how are you 25 years old and steady trying to order some chicken tenders 😂

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿ @LifeAsMonica]

Yesterday we were at a decent restaurant and when the waiter said “is there anything else I can get for you guys?” Manolo was like “oh yeah and can I get an order of chicken tenders” and the waiter laughed and was like “boy BYE” and walked away but Manolo was dead ass 😂😂😂😂😂

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿ @LifeAsMonica]

I srsly luv vsco

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿ @LifeAsMonica]

One day I’m going to beat the fuck out of these bitches that work at the Dunkin on New York St bc why tf are you this mad at 8am

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿ @LifeAsMonica]

I took my break at 2:30 today and can confirm that these Waldo kids are still just as bad as we were 10+ years ago 🙄

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿ @LifeAsMonica]

My mom and my aunt are talking about some super religious lady from our rancho that died and one is like “ay que feo verdad guey, de seguro se murió virgen” and the other said “hasta crees, esa guey de seguro se hecho al padresito” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 they not right

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿ @LifeAsMonica]

@alexx_hi Sounds good girl! I’ll hit you up once they arrive 🥳

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿ @LifeAsMonica]

I got selected for the Yeezys and I don’t even want them anymore lmao someone pls take themoff of my hands 😂

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿ @LifeAsMonica]

@alexx_hi I forgot to add the picture 💀

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿ @LifeAsMonica]

@alexx_hi These! 6.5 🥰

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿ @LifeAsMonica]

I’ve decided I need to move out of the east side because these kids are getting better at talking shit and I already know my kids won’t be built for this life 😂😂

[𝙼𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊✿ @LifeAsMonica]

I asked this little girl if she was still going to play softball this summer and she said “why are you so worried about me? How about you mind the business that pays you” LMAOOOOHELPOOOO