Parker

Perpetual Wanderer. Blogger. Beard Grower. Runner. Festival Junkie. Wannabe Chef. #Spurs & #Morecambe Fan. Vagabond going #RTW with @millie2687 #Travel #E17

[Parker @LifeAsVagabonds]

I bet #glastonburytraffic will still be better than Coldplay though

[England @England]

Because maybe, you’re going to be the one that saves me.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

YOU FUCKING MORON.

Passports are for U.S. citizens traveling abroad.

They are not for people who are 'welcomed'. They are for people already here.

Just melt into sludge already.

[Tottenham Tiers @TottenhamTiers]

#Tottenham fans two hours before kickoff…

Best fans in the country by a mile 🤩

📹 [@GaryRWard]

[Matt Forde @mattforde]

I made a video about my physical recovery from spinal surgery.

If you’re about to have major surgery this may help.

Equally, it might not.

Could be a waste of time.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "A friend of mine who's a very smart guy, very very rich, very powerful man actually. But he's very fat. And he took the fat drug. I won't give you which one. It was Ozempic ... the drug doesn't work on him. I saw him recently. He's actually fatter than ever."

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

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Remember, you could even win £60,000 when you're there, thanks to our 9 Darter Bonus!

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That's:
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£60k to a fan in the crowd

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[Dani @dan_villafan]

sensational football cover

[Royal Institute of British Architects @RIBA]

🏆 The winner of the Stephen Lawrence Prize 2025 is St. Mary’s Walthamstow by Alex Spicer at @MatthewLloydArc

The award exclusively recognises projects led by an early career project architect.

➡️ View the winning project: https://t.co/R0sgsaocch

#RIBAawards

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Ever since I finished Question Time, Reform have massively been on the attack.

Including a rant from Richard Tice entirely designed to distract from Reform and Russia.

Everyone should know about Nathan Gill, the bribes from Russia and the link to Reform.

[AllKittedOut @AllKittedOut]

Sickening behaviour. A good deed exploited for quick cash.

I got a few things myself, but have treasured them and put them to good use. If I wasn’t to use them, they’d be off to a charity shop.

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

LET'S GO!!!!!

https://t.co/Q27Jy5fuX7

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Nigel Farage is the biggest charlatan in British political history.

And here's what his constitutents in Clacton really think:

[Thomas Feaheny @ThomasFeaheny]

Today's National League attendances:
Morecambe 3,730
Hartlepool United 3,416
Truro City 3,067
Sutton United 2,332
Eastleigh 2,027
Wealdstone 2,025
FC Halifax Town 1,380
Brackley Town 1,136
Braintree Town 1,009
Solihull Moors 937
Gateshead 665

[Morecambe FC @MorecambeFC]

Morecambe Football Club is pleased to confirm that the National League has officially lifted the embargo placed on the club.

The lifting of the embargo now allows the club to now freely sign players ahead of the National League campaign starting on Saturday.

Morecambe Football Club would like to thank it’s supporters for their patience, loyalty and continued backing throughout this period.

#UTS 🦐

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

“We have felt the love from every corner of the world.” @shrimpstrust. Congratulations to the Trust and all #morecambefc fans who fought so hard to save their Club 🦐🙌

[Enterprise National League @NL_Enterprise]

The National League can confirm that following a meeting of the Club Compliance and Licensing committee earlier today, the takeover of Morecambe Football Club by the consortium known as Panjab Warriors has been approved.

[Sam Cornish @samliamcornish]

The @premierleague is back.

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Encouraging, but need to see confirmation from @Panjabwarriors #morecambefc #UTS🦐

[Shrimps Trust 🦐 @shrimpstrust]

Please see below a statement from the Shrimps Trust following today’s update.

[Morecambe FC @MorecambeFC]

Joint Statement – Morecambe Football Club Ownership Agreement

#UTS 🦐