Eddie

'WEAPONS LIKE US CAN NEVER HAVE A LIFE OF PEACE.'
(Parody Acc)

[Eddie @LifeEaterShadow]

GUESS WE'RE STUCK HERE, EH ZATO?

OH YEAH YOU'RE DEAD.

[Eddie @LifeEaterShadow]

YOU COULD PROBABLY DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT IF YOU LOCKED IN

[Dr. Faust and Co. @Dr_Faust_MD]

......So I may have just been dethroned in having random yet powerful bullshit in a moveset, patients

I don't think pulling out meteors from my pocket compares to this

[Eddie @LifeEaterShadow]

I WAS THERE MAN. EVEN I KNOW IT'S BULLSHIT.

PRE LOBOTOMY MIGHT HAVE BEEN A DIFFERENT STORY THOUGH.

[Dr. Faust and Co. @Dr_Faust_MD]

Zato-1 when I met him at the Opera House

No you may not pull up the cutscene to fact check, just trust me on this

[Eddie @LifeEaterShadow]

@Dr_Faust_MD WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BIG

[Eddie @LifeEaterShadow]

@Dr_Faust_MD //truth amorphous

[Eddie @LifeEaterShadow]

@Dr_Faust_MD //Excellent

[Eddie @LifeEaterShadow]

@Dr_Faust_MD //Can I see him

[Eddie @LifeEaterShadow]

@Dr_Faust_MD //if it's Eddie in particular he should be fine

[Eddie @LifeEaterShadow]

@Dr_Faust_MD //Lost Sun Void combos and 2C-Pierce
Those Float buffs better be WORTH IT

[Eddie @LifeEaterShadow]

@The0neWhoGrips AIN'T THAT THE GUY FROM INVINCIBLE OR SUMN

ALSO OBLIGATORY FUCK YOU

[Eddie @LifeEaterShadow]

THEY DIDN'T HAVE INTERNET

[Dr. Faust and Co. @Dr_Faust_MD]

With Robo-Ky's return approaching, I feel like I should remind you patients of what he's said to me......or at least what one of them said

[Eddie @LifeEaterShadow]

@Dr_Faust_MD THEY FUCKED UP ROBO KYS CUT BRO

[Eddie @LifeEaterShadow]

@Dr_Faust_MD DO I GET MY CLASSIC FIT BACK?

[Eddie @LifeEaterShadow]

STRIVE IS BAAACK

[Eddie @LifeEaterShadow]

@Dr_Faust_MD WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND BREAKING THE GAME WITH BANANAS

[Izi @izi_tb]

Banana vacuum bug but it is explained like JJK

[Eddie @LifeEaterShadow]

THEY TRYNA EAT ME

[Aaron Margolin @Aaron_Margolin]

Visited a Popeyes chicken in Shanghai to try a sauce that I can only describe as “The Ichor”

[Eddie @LifeEaterShadow]

@Dr_Faust_MD WELL, LOOK WHOS MOVING UP IN THE WORLD

[Eddie @LifeEaterShadow]

@Dr_Faust_MD DOWN THE BLOOD LAKE AND TO THE LEFT.