Life Hacks 4U!

Learn how to hack your life! Just follow my simple steps! (a project of @stevehoose)

[Life Hacks 4U! @LifeHax4U]

Too hot for wool boots? Try wearing sandals! #lifehacks

[Life Hacks 4U! @LifeHax4U]

Unread emails over 20,000? Open a new account and leave the old one to rot! Great excuse for unanswered correspondence! #lifehacks

[Life Hacks 4U! @LifeHax4U]

In prison? Make better choices! or be rich enough to have a slick lawyer! #lifehacks

[Life Hacks 4U! @LifeHax4U]

Not enough money to pay your medical bills? Buy a new boat! Mental health is important too! #lifehacks

[Life Hacks 4U! @LifeHax4U]

Can't afford a new car? Buy a used car! or take the bus! #lifehack

[Life Hacks 4U! @LifeHax4U]

Life hack: Use the money you would normally use to pay your taxes and put it in savings! or a new boat!

[Life Hacks 4U! @LifeHax4U]

Can't get enough of all the latest celebrity gossip? Never vote in any election. #lifehacks

[Life Hacks 4U! @LifeHax4U]

Tired of dealing with that annoying guy at work? Frame him for a felony! #lifehacks

[Life Hacks 4U! @LifeHax4U]

Keep up with all the latest news by printing out your entire twitter feed every hour and keep the papers in stacks of folders. #lifehacks

[Life Hacks 4U! @LifeHax4U]

Keep forgetting the passwords to all your important accounts? Withdraw all the cash in your bank and keep it under the mattress! #lifehacks

[Life Hacks 4U! @LifeHax4U]

Looking for a new healthy diet? Try the chipmunk diet by becoming a chipmunk. #lifehacks

[Life Hacks 4U! @LifeHax4U]

House key broke off in the lock? Check into a hotel! #lifehacks

[Life Hacks 4U! @LifeHax4U]

Having trouble concentrating at work? Try living before the internet existed. #lifehacks

[Life Hacks 4U! @LifeHax4U]

Camera on your cell phone not working? Use your mind to make memories! #lifehacks

[Life Hacks 4U! @LifeHax4U]

Too many shows to keep up with at one time? Learn how to read. #lifehacks

[Life Hacks 4U! @LifeHax4U]

Cell phone bill getting too high? Swindle a rich old widow! #lifehacks

[Life Hacks 4U! @LifeHax4U]

Keep making disparaging remarks about other races? Just admit you're a racist! #lifehacks

[Life Hacks 4U! @LifeHax4U]

Tax forms too complicated? Resort to a life of crime! #lifehacks

[Life Hacks 4U! @LifeHax4U]

Running out of time to catch up on all the Oscar Best Picture selections before Sunday? Try quitting your job! #lifehacks

[Life Hacks 4U! @LifeHax4U]

Can't afford a car? Buy a Radio Flyer wagon off craigslist and adopt 4 dogs from your local humane society! #lifehacks