Kirsty

Shops too much 🛍 Living in Dubai. Contact: [email protected] UAE

[Kirsty @LifeInExcess_]

@kirsty_london Rightly so, f***ing shocking!

[Kirsty @LifeInExcess_]

@alicespake Bagels are also lava once cooked

[from the river to the sea🇵🇸 @essexhauttie]

this was probably the worst stage of the pandemic for me

[Mark Leach @markmleach]

Cat owners of Twitter, is this a known Christmas issue?

[Kirsty @LifeInExcess_]

Biden has it according to Sky News 🎉

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Hey newspapers, don't all go with 'YOU'RE FIRED'. Plenty of other options:
• P45 for P.45
• The Lying King
• Unpresidented
• Lord of the Lies
• Donald Dumped
• Down in the Trumps
• Game over, combover
• POTUS Out Of Our Misery
• Orange Is The New Sacked

[Kirsty @LifeInExcess_]

@hayley_colleen Same 😂👍🏼

[Lauren Dudley📸 @Lauren9Dudley]

This has cleared my head

[Kirsty @LifeInExcess_]

There’s a Covid anti-vax thread going on on my local Facebook page & the stupidity is spectacular to watch.

[Elizabeth Day @elizabday]

Correct apart from one misplaced vowel.

[Rachel Paige @rachmeetsworld]

checking the news today

[Sorcha ní Thoucàin @ifatoucanyoucan]

Last night I opened a packet of Hobnobs to eat with my tea. Then, one by one, they all started to magically disappear as I drank my tea. VERY STRANGE. I want a refund @McVities #TrumpMeltdown

[Kirsty @LifeInExcess_]

@bbclaurak

[Kirsty @LifeInExcess_]

When you’re accidentally added to a Labour Party WhatsApp group 😂😂 #generalelection #corbyn

[Kirsty @LifeInExcess_]

@BBCNews @MailOnline

[Kirsty @LifeInExcess_]

@agirlandgrey Awkward 😬

[Kirsty @LifeInExcess_]

The woman giving me a pedicure just asked me if I wear shoes when I go out... I was so taken aback by the question that I didn’t know how to respond and kinda just mumbled “sometimes” 🙈

[Kirsty @LifeInExcess_]

@AbsssD I genuinely thought he would just lie on his back. When he got in this position I was wetting myself! 😂

[Kirsty @LifeInExcess_]

Married Life - A Tweet

Me reading a headline: “A 21ft shark has been spotted off the coast of Hawaii. How big is 21ft?”

Scott: “like 3.5x the height of me”

Me: “Can you lie on the floor, I need to visualise this?”

[Kirsty @LifeInExcess_]

@andrea_mrsd Haha, yes it is! Although he hasn’t done this in a while 😂