LIS2 bot 🐺

quotes and lyrics from Life is Strange 2 + The Awesome Adventures of Captain Spirit every 2 hours 🐾

[LIS2 bot 🐺 @LifeIsQuotes2]

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@WeirdLiam4242 @LifeIsQuotes2 unfortunately twitter updated their API access and there is no longer a free tier, which means the third party program i use to run my quote bots isn’t functioning anymore 😢 hopefully they will restore the free tier or someone finds a workaround but until then it’s inactive :(

[LIS2 bot 🐺 @LifeIsQuotes2]

The deserters have returned with offerings from Das Kapital!

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The ceiling?

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Hey! Don't ever touch my brother, you hear me, Brett?

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You feel us, Sean? Or do we sound like depraved punks to you?

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Wouldn't it be cool if we had a pet dragon?

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No, it's fine. I worked it out.

[LIS2 bot 🐺 @LifeIsQuotes2]

Finn wants to take care of us but... but he doesn't always see other people.

[LIS2 bot 🐺 @LifeIsQuotes2]

No... sucks we have to leave again. I think... I'm kind of scared...

[LIS2 bot 🐺 @LifeIsQuotes2]

So, don't give up on your freedom. Despite our differences, I'm glad you get to do things your own way. Just lay low for a while, we'll try to reach you once we find our own freedom. Until then, take care. Sean.

[LIS2 bot 🐺 @LifeIsQuotes2]

Or if you and Jenn need anything else... oo la la!

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Shit... are we really getting kicked out of this place? We don't have enough money to go down to Mexico... What the fuck are we supposed to do?

[LIS2 bot 🐺 @LifeIsQuotes2]

I miss you, Lyla.

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No... sucks we have to leave again. Why can't everybody leave us alone?

[LIS2 bot 🐺 @LifeIsQuotes2]

That's our mother Lisbeth... She was blessed by the hand of God when she was my age. She can't ever sin! The Lord guides her!

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A snactus!

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Hey, I don't need a lecture from my son, thanks. I don't drink that much.

[LIS2 bot 🐺 @LifeIsQuotes2]

You're gonna find him, sweetie. I trust you. So you should trust yourself too.

[LIS2 bot 🐺 @LifeIsQuotes2]

Wow, you made it all the way through... Weird... You got a crush on me or somethin'?

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Oh please, you're the coolest dad. How could I be bummed?