Ever since I got an Alexa I wanted to ask, ‘What’s the scariest thing she knows’. But my GF says she doesn’t want me to do it when she’s there. So now that time has passed, I’ve gotten too scared to ask after thinking that she may tell me the scariest thing I’ll ever hear.
When it’s so hot & you’re so sweaty that you’re afraid to take a dump ‘cuz the toilet paper might not make it back from the wipe. #Heatwave2022#thewipe