A Bochurs Life

A yeshiva bochur's musing's on life (and anything else)!

[A Bochurs Life @LifeOfABochur]

Why did all the blacks die in the Vietnam war? Cuz when they said to "get down" they started dancing!

[A Bochurs Life @LifeOfABochur]

No sleep compares to dozing off on a pile of chumashim during chazaras hashatz #whocanrelate @cholentface

[A Bochurs Life @LifeOfABochur]

"Baruch the Builder can you fix it, Baruch the Builder avadah i could" -Yeshivish Bob the Builder jingle

[A Bochurs Life @LifeOfABochur]

In the word "bochur" the "L" stands for logic!

[A Bochurs Life @LifeOfABochur]

Wow! Huge simcha! R' Rubashkin was realesed from prison!

[A Bochurs Life @LifeOfABochur]

I had to many doughnuts to keep count! I give up! #MyChanukahDoughnutCount

[A Bochurs Life @LifeOfABochur]

Send me a DM if u know of any store that sells vodka doghnuts. #ShabbosChanukah

[A Bochurs Life @LifeOfABochur]

Up to doughnut number 7! #MyChanukahDoughnutCount

[A Bochurs Life @LifeOfABochur]

I just had my first doughnut of the season! Over the next 2 weeks i will be keeping count! #ChanukahVibes#DoughnutNum1#Schreibers

[A Bochurs Life @LifeOfABochur]

What did the chussid say to Eli Manning? "You should be ge"bentched""!

[A Bochurs Life @LifeOfABochur]

In-shabbos baby! Gonna be lit af! #GetSlammed #JoesDeliRoll #WhosDubin

[Daniel stein @drunkbochur]

Why is it called young israel if everybody is over 50?

[A Bochurs Life @LifeOfABochur]

In my yeshiva the janitor thought the milk was fleishig because the cover was red

[A Bochurs Life @LifeOfABochur]

I know im late on the hock but better late then never!

[Matt Dubb @djmattdubb]

A show you don't want to miss! @nissimofficial @zushamusic #Defrost

[A Bochurs Life @LifeOfABochur]

Why did the lakewood teen cross the road? Because his tatty told him not to!

[A Bochurs Life @LifeOfABochur]

I snuck vodka into Metlife. Great game! #GiantsPride #BochurThugLife

[A Bochurs Life @LifeOfABochur]

On my way to Giants vs Cheifs game. #GoGiants

[A Bochurs Life @LifeOfABochur]

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson: "I bet no one can take me off this well" *Yaakov picks up The Rock with his pinky* "Hey put me down" @cholentface

[mp @swaggy_p67]

Yg - " every day we lit" #InTownSquad ! https://t.co/aQrvjbOb0t