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Bean, Carib’bean’ Spring retired but still trained by @MargarsonRacing Small Human: @RosieMargarson we cause heckin chaos🏳️‍🌈🥕Join tha Bean Club:

[Bean @LifeOfBean]

Was recognised at the top of tha hill by @varianstable so NATURALLY I performed. Can confirm the bucks were impeccably executed & was good practice for saving Small Human, Cake & Carmen Human from a stalls danger, a, MAN crunching leaves and a GRASS DESTROYER. Stay safe all. 🥕

[Bean @LifeOfBean]

My Accountant Human came today and assured me I have enough funds for as many snacks as I heckin demand 🥕🍎which is fantastic news I heard you’re supposed to add interest though and my interests are scritchy scratches and snacks, Gary didn’t bring snacks..

[Bean @LifeOfBean]

Mother Of Bean keeps watering me, I’m unsure why as I am definitely finished growing. It is refreshing in the heat so I will allow it, for now. If soap becomes involved though I will jump tha heckin fence and use Atavus for protection. 🧽🥕

[Bean @LifeOfBean]

The even Smaller Humans visited me and Atavus in the field today however no snacks were provided, I made it known this was unacceptables. I will be having discussions with Mother Of Bean aka Nanny🥕

[Bean @LifeOfBean]

The field has bean rested enough that Atavus and I were allowed tha FREEDOMS again. Can confirm we made the most of it and absolutely did NOT get tired after 20 minutes. Can confirm though that we will be playing pass the stick for the rest of the day. 🥕

[Bean @LifeOfBean]

Would like it noted I am not VERY dramatic I am VERY considerate and careful when checking the safety of the even Smaller Humans 4 wheeler because it appears to only have 3 wheels. Either way once I had inspected and completed my sniff check I was fine. 🍏

[Bean @LifeOfBean]

Today is my birthday I am 13 years young, I am a teenager now. Unsure what this means SH seems under the illusion I might get calmer in my olds ages but can confirm regardless of the age dangers will always be dealt with. Thank you to the humans who sent cards and carrots 🥕

[Bean @LifeOfBean]

Mother Of Bean and Boss Human have threatened to make me a hack, am a (retired) racehorse not a heckin hack. Cannot allow such profanity’s to be thrown around. Might let MOB have a quiet gallop one of the days, would have to ensure hoof and safety’s are taken seriously though. 🍎

[Bean @LifeOfBean]

Small Human often visits to remind me of my handsomeness. It is appreciated today she was without the even Smaller Humans so I could be given the full attention I truly deserve. 🍎

[Bean @LifeOfBean]

As it’s Valentines Day I allowed Small Human to survey my handsomeness and enjoy some snuggles in exchange, obviously, for snackins. 🥕

[Bean @LifeOfBean]

Small Human brought the even Smaller Humans for a visit once again they did not provide snacks. It’s been noted, once they do a snack provide I’ll be more willing to be near the contraption. 🥕

[Bean @LifeOfBean]

Small Human arrived with the even Smaller Humans to do a snack provides can confirm they can currently only hold very small carrots. SH was given the permissions to ride Twiglet out, Twiglet has no danger awareness so I had concerns somehow they made it out safely without me 🍎🥕

[Bean @LifeOfBean]

According to Equine America I am ons tha good list, have always assumed as much given my protects but Small Human seemed under the impression I was on some sort of ‘Naughty list’. Considering I have never, ever been naughty I am heckin shocked at SH’s accusations. 🥕🎅

[Bean @LifeOfBean]

After the storm comes tha mud and I can confirm I make exceptional uses of mud by coating every heckin inch of myself in it because I am certain it is good for tha coat. Small Human and Mother Of Bean don’t seem to agree but they refuse to try it. 🥕

[Bean @LifeOfBean]

Small Human arrived in tha riding clothes today did my much bamboozlement as I am now a field hornament to be looked upon lovingly. Luckily SH just offered me a pick of grass it could be bribery’s so I will keep both eyes on SH. 🥕

[Bean @LifeOfBean]

Small Human arrived just in time for the butt scratches can confirm I am incredibly muddy, it was heckin planned. Am certain SH doesn’t need to wash tha hoofs it’s clean mud I definitely don’t poop in it… Mother Of Bean is lying. 🥕

[Bean @LifeOfBean]

Small Human claimed she wanted to check on my dangerous reflexes can confirm I continue to be perfect in every way. Would like it noteds plastic bags have never been scary.. aside from that one that followed us that time. 🥕

[Bean @LifeOfBean]

Small Human brought the even Smaller Humans to visit me and told me I must be GENTLES can confirm Atavus and I have been practicing gentles and we are now perfect. Small Human however still requires danger practices. 🥕

[Bean @LifeOfBean]

Small Human FINALLY let me see the even Smaller Humans she made. Can confirm they make concerning noises but I will allow it because of the cutenesses. Boss Human is now apparently called Grandad and Mother of Bean is Grandma, not sure I can keep ups with the heckin changes. 🥕

[Rosie Margarson @rosiemargarson]

Introducing Conan George and Timothy Sean Margarson.
Born on Wednesday 3rd September at 34 weeks weighing in at 4lb 7 and 4lb 9!

After 18 days in hospital we’re finally home.

After my c-section there were some huge complications and I ended up back in theatre and lost

[Bean @LifeOfBean]

Small Humans Big Sister assisted me in doings a FaceTime with Small Human today while SH’s is still in tha hospitals. Have been assured SH is doings ok and will be home soon but had to do my own checks and investigations to be sure. Am certain I would make a great Human Vet. 🥕