Niklaus 🦂

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[Niklaus 🦂 @LifeOfChika]

Know where you belong...

[Niklaus 🦂 @LifeOfChika]

@Mrbankstips Corrupt FA

[KWEKU THE HUSTLER @Urchilla01]

People think things like this don't happen. Can you hear how much she started with? N12,000 ONLY!!!

I think I once told a story here of two girls who were fresh out of secondary school with absolutely no hope of getting into the university because their widowed mother couldn't afford it.

This was 10 years ago.

One day, I called them and asked them to think up a business they could start with 10k each and bring me their feasibility study.

After a few days, they came up with abacha business.

So I gave them 12k each, then I bought two 80 leaves exercise books, one for each, for record keeping

From that 12k each , they bought those transparent buckets, plastic plates, those stainless steel bowl plates, the raw abacha, and the condiments for the ụgba.

I kid you not, by the 3rd month, they were already doing turnovers of 60k monthly each

By the 6th month, they were averaging 100k monthly each and had gotten wheelbarrows

By the 10th month, they were doing 120k monthly each.

At this point, they secured a stand at the market. Alternate daily , one person would man the stand while the other moved about with wheelbarrow

By the one year mark, they were averaging 150k each monthly!

Let me burst you people's brain. As of this time, I was earning g 140k a month as a doctor!

Let me burst your brain further lmao the community fixed a meeting to resolve a longstanding NEPA issue. NEPA had billed them a certain amount to offset the outstanding debt so they could restore power to the community

So they called a meeting to levy people. At this meeting, people were randomly placed into perceived socioeconomic tiers.

As a doctor, I fell into tier 2 and was levied N5,000 while these girls fell into the bottom tier.... the tier that was excluded from the levy.

Meanwhile, one of them was at that meeting selling abacha and raking in income!

They grew a business from 24k to an average income of 300k monthly while my salary did not move an inch.

Employment na nonsense.

[Niklaus 🦂 @LifeOfChika]

"Never play fair in a game where others cheat."

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

switching nationalities from mexico to south korea on 25th june:

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

I'm officially challenging every single one of you to a duel

[ETHICAL STALKER @PsychographEd]

Try to kill them with kindness first and try some other methods if they survive.

[Chief Ikukuoma @IkukuomaC]

A Nigerian was so upset that he climbed the express way to bring down Bola Tinubu Billboard on the express😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭💔

[Sani 🇬🇧🇬🇭 @_saniii_x]

Because africa is hate watching south africa, morocco think we have forgotten them and their towel

[AKINWANDE @iam_commando]

Frame 1: Berbatov rejected Manchester City for Manchester United despite offering more money.

Frame 2: Bailey chose Manchester United ahead of Manchester City

Frame 3: Fred chose to play under Mourinho for Manchester United over Pep Guardiola and City.

You’re very rude considering the fact that you made your first European appearance in the 2011/12 season.

As a matter of fact, Nottingham Forest has more European trophies than you. Go find your mates.

[VERSUS @vsrsus]

The DR Congo arrival fits are pure aura.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇬🇭 Thomas Partey, denied access to Canada and not available for Ghana opening game at the World Cup — reports @Dan_Sheldon_.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

“Elections are rigged in Nigeria because Nigerians want it to be rigged. I will do whatever is possible to protect votes come 2027 election, but it is now left for Nigerians to decide if their votes will count. Because if you vote and stay in your polling unit and insist your votes must count, it will be counted. But some Nigerians would rather vote and go home, then hours later go to night vigil to start praying, because they think they are the only ones God created. The problem of Nigeria is leadership”.

-Mr. Peter Obi, NDC presidential candidate on his recent visit to Washington, D.C.

[Dear World @dearantlers_]

"You're allowed to think about the worst case scenario, but you gotta do something about it"

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

If you are dating a sales girl, just know you are not the only shareholder and you are certainly not even the majority shareholder.

The day you go marry the girl, the oga, apprentices and middle men wey dy share am with you will come and spray you money and call you lucky man.😂

[Niklaus 🦂 @LifeOfChika]

@earthspace2026 The bones don't disintegrate within 7 years. In fact, you're likely to meet it intact even after 50 years.

This is wrong information.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

I hope Puma isn’t making condoms

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

While I was at Sterling Bank HQ yesterday, I observed something that impressed me.

This solar car park powers the whole building.

This investment saves them billions of naira annually.

The future is actually solar energy.

[PIDOMNIGERIA @UNOFFICIALFACT]

SWEET NEWS FROM ABIA STATE.

Two persons were kidnapped in Umuawa-Alaocha community in Umuahia-North local government area by Fulani bandits. A male and a female. The kidnappers called the family of the female victim, and demanded for ransom, or else they will kill her. After much negotiation, they brought the ransom to 10 million naira last. Youths from the community felt challenged since the police or the military was not going to act, and their people are just suffering in the hands of kidnappers. They mobilized themselves in their hundreds to comb the forests around umuahia-north to rescue their people
They entered the forest from different directions in groups and in large numbers. Lo and behold, they spotted the kidnappers, rounded the 6 of them up, and rescued the two victims.

They have reunited the victims with their families and also handed over the 6 kidnappers to the police.

[Niklaus 🦂 @LifeOfChika]

@UNOFFICIALFACT A very sad ending to a very good news. Why on earth where they handed over?

People who should never have made it out of that bush. 🙄

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

Preparados. Que comece o Mundial.

#VaiDarPortugal