Craig

Wardrobes 🪕

#water, #banjos, #Asda, @headspace, Fireworks can't swim,

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Enjoying a Starbucks this afternoon. If you're in Morocco. Craig.

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@stats_feed Pigeons

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Waiting for @Whinfell_Forest to tweet like

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@Samuel02Johnson ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️

This is proof the government control the weather. WHY IS THERE NO SUN. The government planned it. The ice age is coming. Escape while you can!

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The calendar is always changing, and we can't stop it. Has this ever made anyone use Sainsbury's to buy bread? The reason this day is significant is this: give it 5 years and it'll be 5 years ago since it was today. The calendar is always changing, and we can't stop it.

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@Samuel02Johnson BACK YOUR COUNTRY.

ENGLAND.

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Fun fact.

Don't forget to read the fun fact below.

You are about to read the fun fact.

You are now going to read the fun fact.

Fun fact: The Democratic Republic of Congo is smaller than China and Russia combined.

You have now read the fun fact. #sundayvibes

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@sainsburys @HistorianLaura Thanks Brian.

I was looking forward to my yorkshire puddings with gravy, but you win some you lose some. Hope all is well at home. Good job serving your country. Craig.

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@piersmorgan This is proof the Royal Family are frauds!!! None of it is real! ABOLISH THE MONARCHY.

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Waiting for @Whinfell_Forest to tweet like

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@Samuel02Johnson

This is proof the earth is flat.

It is a picture of the earth taken by NASA. Clearly demonstrates water falling off the earth. That wouldn't be possible if it was round. Thank you Craig. #FlatEarth #HappyNewYear

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Fireworks can't swim.

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@abigailtenn1s @dc_whitt @promiseyoungy77 @Samuel02Johnson @SpursStadium @wizkidayo Ayo shut up fam u think u can chat cus u went Wimbledon yeh aight stay in your lane cus wizkid is clear

Wimbledon is considered the most prestigious of grand slams. For this reason, it is in fact respectable to have attended. I once walked my dog over the grounds. Craig.

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@dc_whitt @promiseyoungy77 @Samuel02Johnson @SpursStadium @wizkidayo Wizkid

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@Samuel02Johnson 🚨 Clear evidence 🚨

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Question for people currently using twitter and viewing this tweet:

Is it ok to round up your mortgage to the nearest 200 in monopoly?

Gordon is a human being.

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@Hands0meBastard @Samuel02Johnson @thespursweb My friend, you are from Wales. This is the reason why you share a country with sheep, you have the same intelligence as them. As clearly demonstrated by your national football team who lost 4-2 to a country who's at war with Azerbaijan.

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@Samuel02Johnson @Daniel_Baines04 @RoastHimJim

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If Israel don't win this, the system is broken. It's all about the Eurovision song contest these days, haha. Moldova managed to impress one or two in the crowd. Argentina are nowhere to be seen. David in the crowd there has a steak pie, tasty. Well how about that #Eurovision2023

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@Samuel02Johnson Oh