Jared

Find yourself to find your world! If there's one thing I know about life...it goes on.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Jared @LifeOfJared]

@katyjoraelyn I’m literally sweating 🥵

[Jared @LifeOfJared]

@UberFacts @LikeHellmusic

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

crazy how moving to a new city didn’t solve all of my problems????? ?????

[Jared @LifeOfJared]

@UberFacts You know what he’s saying....

[Michael McFaul @McFaul]

You cannot be pro-life and pro-AR15 at the same time.

[Jared @LifeOfJared]

@marcorubio HA! Do you remember the shit your guy used to say? Get a life man. You’re embarrassing yourself.

[Jared @LifeOfJared]

@RecordingAcad I’m human...

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

@AOC The Senator from Texas saw a crisis and escaped to the Ritz Carlton in Cancun.

Meanwhile, a congresswoman from New York - whom that TX Senator regularly uses as a punching bag - just raised a million dollars for Texans.

One party works for you. The other works for themselves.

[Jared @LifeOfJared]

@ProfessorFox #restinpiss

[Kim Mangone’s Spirit @KimMangone]

Good afternoon America, retweet if you think Ted Cruz is a traitor.

[Jared @LifeOfJared]

@realDonaldTrump Dude just fuck off already.

[Jared @LifeOfJared]

@realDonaldTrump @BrianKempGA Annnnd it didn’t happen. Shut your trap and get a fucking clue.

[Jared @LifeOfJared]

@realDonaldTrump So every vote made for Biden is fraudulant and doesn’t count? You’re a psychopathic idiot. You realize you’re telling 76 million American their vote doesn’t count right? This is dictator shit. Get off your high horse and step the fuck down you sore ass loser.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

@realDonaldTrump Hey Trump supporters: Trump pretending he didn’t lose is a way for him to continue sending $$ request emails to you 17 times/day. He knows it’s over, but he’s shaking you down for as much cash as possible while he still can. You are nothing more than untapped wallets to him.

[Jared @LifeOfJared]

@steel8883 What even makes you think that? Where is the proof of the “rigging”? Actually factual proof? Republicans did fantastically in this election. They held on to the senate and gain seats in the house? So now solely because trump lost its rigged? You’re being conned boss.

[Jared @LifeOfJared]

@realDonaldTrump Since literally forever you bumbling idiot...

[Danny Mulae @dannymulae]

Today was the closest I had felt to the Cubs winning the World Series in 2016–genuine excitement. Safe to say Chicago felt similarly. #honkhonk #BidenHarris2020

[Jared @LifeOfJared]

@realDonaldTrump Nah dawg. You lost...by a lot. Sore ass loser.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

This is our moment to prove that:

Love is more powerful than hate.
Hope is more powerful than fear.
Light is more powerful than dark.

Vote before polls close: https://t.co/eoxT07d7QB