Potato.

Just an average potato trying to make a difference in the world. // *pronounced (potate- oh)* //

[Potato. @LifeOfPotato]

I am dead inside

[Potato. @LifeOfPotato]

I welcome death with open arms

[Potato. @LifeOfPotato]

commen taters

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what do you call a potato that doesn't want to jump into boiling water?

A hez a tater

[Potato. @LifeOfPotato]

why do potatoes make good detectives?

because they keep their eyes peeled

[Potato. @LifeOfPotato]

shall we do a #potatopun session?

[Potato. @LifeOfPotato]

cause we don't care about the young spuds, talkin bout the old spuds #youngspuds #peterbjorn

[Potato. @LifeOfPotato]

spud love is a remarkable thing

[Potato. @LifeOfPotato]

i miss her so much

[Potato. @LifeOfPotato]

my lover is gone

[Potato. @LifeOfPotato]

im in the mood ;)

[Potato. @LifeOfPotato]

I'm so tired of everyone thinking I'm just a regular veggie
I can really make a difference in the world if I tried

[Potato. @LifeOfPotato]

spare me

[Potato. @LifeOfPotato]

@alisonmarcione1 no why would anyone want to do that

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hello friends I am back

[Potato. @LifeOfPotato]

Stop the murder madness! #potatoesarepeopletoo

[Potato. @LifeOfPotato]

you mean so much to me. when I see you my spuds tingle :)

[Potato. @LifeOfPotato]

crazy night last night!

[Potato. @LifeOfPotato]

@helenparis5 @Cameron7Cam @antostam3 ladies quit fighting over me