Tender Life

The life of your average tender. The only one who stands infront of shots...and enjoys it Shuffle, Snag, Celly #tenderlife
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[Tender Life @LifeOfTheTender]

Do not fuck with me before a game

[Not Torey Krug @toreykrug47]

Got more points than philly has as a team #fuck #all-star

[Tender Life @LifeOfTheTender]

Only a goalie can understand another tendy's hate of Tim Thomas #fishoutofwater #junk

[Tender Life @LifeOfTheTender]

People suck. Learn how to drive.

[Tender Life @LifeOfTheTender]

Sorry for lack of tweets. the new school engulfed my free time. Probably still wont be tweeting much #SorryNotSorry

[Tender Life @LifeOfTheTender]

You know its an easy game when you count all your shots #12shots

[Tender Life @LifeOfTheTender]

@smalltownpuck i fucking love my job...

[Tender Life @LifeOfTheTender]

If you wear a certified cat-eye, Im judging you

[Tender Life @LifeOfTheTender]

You can tell its fall when you see white girls wearing Uggs, skinny jeans, and converting to hot Starbucks coffee

[Tender Life @LifeOfTheTender]

I love getting absolutely no help infront of my net #ShitGoaliesNeverSay

[Tender Life @LifeOfTheTender]

Seriously though, is anyone else as disturbed at how white Mileys boobs are as I am? #whippedcream

[Tender Life @LifeOfTheTender]

I can really connect with Miley's vision and her story in so many of videos

#ShitNoOneSays

[Tender Life @LifeOfTheTender]

Let me stop you there, you annoy the fuck out of me. Therefore, dont talk to me...

[Tender Life @LifeOfTheTender]

@Kim_Testoni got to see me play tonight. Pretty sick I guess

[Tender Life @LifeOfTheTender]

Of course the soccer team "raped" freshman with a "broomstick" #typical

[Tender Life @LifeOfTheTender]

Pre-practice taco bell is probably a bad choice

[Tender Life @LifeOfTheTender]

Absolutelt love my new school

[Tender Life @LifeOfTheTender]

Avicii got it right, wake me up when the off season is over

[Tender Life @LifeOfTheTender]

If techno doesnt get you pumped... Idfk.

[Tender Life @LifeOfTheTender]

You wont get anywhere without hardwork