Life-on-Sarz

Always round, never square; peg almost certainly too big for the hole.

[Life-on-Sarz @LifeOnSarz]

@sainsburys Hi AJ, your programming sucks. I'd suggest that you complain, but you'd probably get another bot telling you to try again later.

[Life-on-Sarz @LifeOnSarz]

@sainsburys your reply bot needs adjusting to at least mimic a actual human.

[Life-on-Sarz @LifeOnSarz]

@sainsburys @KittyBean57 No, Chloe. Not good enough. If we can't amend it to what we actually want due to an error at your end, we get to turn them away at the door. I'm not paying for your error.

[Life-on-Sarz @LifeOnSarz]

@sainsburys @a_bacci Hey AJ, instead of ctrl-c, ctrl-p to everyone, how about we get an actual answer to the question of how long it will take and will the deadline be extended? Your replies are as annoying as the website right now.

[Life-on-Sarz @LifeOnSarz]

@sainsburys halfway through my grocery order *for tomorrow* and I get this. App is also down. Please tell me how I order what I want when nothing works with 25 minutes to go?

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

I’d be so proud of her RT if you’d be proud of her too @Bobbydx

[Life-on-Sarz @LifeOnSarz]

@hifromkyle Sounds like my kind of place! All of the dogs, none of the sprogs! 🤣

[Life-on-Sarz @LifeOnSarz]

@sainsburys @Babs_B Didn't work for me - app and website just keep saying 'try again'. Driving me crazy (and I didn't have far to go)! 🥴

[Life-on-Sarz @LifeOnSarz]

@ToppleandBurn not sure if you have seen my Facebook messages and email, but I've been trying to contact you for over a week now about a minor issue with a pair of earrings (both for the same ear) and have had no reply. Please could you drop me a line ASAP?

[Life-on-Sarz @LifeOnSarz]

@hornesection @guardian @em_john Cannot wait for this! I will never have enough of you guys on my screen! ❤️

[Life-on-Sarz @LifeOnSarz]

@MisterABK on the last @MockTheWeek ... Going to bloody miss this show 😭

[Life-on-Sarz @LifeOnSarz]

@AdamV37 Sorry for your loss! 💔

[Life-on-Sarz @LifeOnSarz]

@KarlSmallwood I'm slightly confused at how they could hear your back. You're not *that* old.

[India Willoughby @IndiaWilloughby]

Desperately sad that lovely Graham Norton has been forced off Twitter for saying: “If you want to know about trans, talk to trans people and their families.”
A statement considered outrageous by @jk_rowling and the seething, frothing, maniacal, bigoted Gender Critical cult 🥲

[Life-on-Sarz @LifeOnSarz]

@LegendOfKanto Always one more, in my experience.

[Life-on-Sarz @LifeOnSarz]

Oh look! They made a party game out of @trussliz's government!

[Life-on-Sarz @LifeOnSarz]

@LegendOfKanto Fair enough! 🤣

[Life-on-Sarz @LifeOnSarz]

@KarlSmallwood I'd say grey, maybe blue-grey? My eyes cause a similar argument!

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

Apologies to anyone waiting on their pizza, we've just received an order from Holly and Phil #ThisMorning