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[DJ @LifeQuips]

LOL! PEREZ HILTON GOT OWNED! Check out his deepest secrets! - http://tinyurl.com/perezlol

[DJ @LifeQuips]

OKAY! I am officially sick of Miley Cyrus. These pics are disgusting. http://tinyurl.com/mileywtf

[DJ @LifeQuips]

The computer is happy. The computer is crazy. The computer will try to make you happy. This will drive you crazy.

[DJ @LifeQuips]

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman...

[DJ @LifeQuips]

Practice a safe lunch, use a condiment...

[DJ @LifeQuips]

Don't hate yourself in the morning, sleep till noon...

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RT @windy7984: @LifeQuips good morning <<=I'm politically aligned with the No Mornings Party, Our view on health care, not before noon...

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RT @Zut_Radio: @LifeQuips Oh Cripes Man ... U still alive ..... <<=welcome back, missed ya, no1 to give a hard time too... How was the tour?

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How do blond brain cells die? All ALONE...

[DJ @LifeQuips]

Achieved level 4 #ninjaclash http://ninjaclash.com

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Just completed a Protect a Nobleman job #ninjaclash http://ninjaclash.com

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Just purchased 1 Shuriken #ninjaclash http://ninjaclash.com

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RT @isobell123: @LifeQuips ,whats a ninga dodo?<<=It is a large bird, that went extinct sneaking around jumping outa bushes on people...

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I'm back after a few days off, not burned out, just was slightly singed...

[DJ @LifeQuips]

DISORGANIZATION merely a sign of a healthy individual trying to do more in a shorter time than those lazy, obsessively tidy types...

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RT @danwhnt: @LifeQuips I came up with 28 again!<<=your still using the 486 brain, so your calculations are suspect anyways...

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@danwhnt @toddwaller It's troublesome when you delusions argue with me...

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RT @toddwaller: @LifeQuips errr...42 and don't forget your towel<<=Reality is my delusion and I like 27 better...

[DJ @LifeQuips]

27 - The answer to life, the universe, and everything...

[DJ @LifeQuips]

There is a thin line between genius and insanity, I have erased that line...