Nate 🤮

who tf is Noob Noob?

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Derrotando a la derrota.

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Eat shit, cash checks. Eat shit, cash checks…

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Almost 2 weeks in at the new gig. Owners already said they’re promoting me this Summer.

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First week of my new gig done. Already clocked overtime. Bless up

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Last day at work

My boss for the last 9 years: “I guess this is the last boss message…”

Me at home: 😭

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Welp breaking up with my job of 9 years was tougher than I anticipated.

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Working from home for the last 3 consecutive years to exclusively working outside is going to be an interesting change.

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@DavidWolter1 It’s normal sized

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@DavidWolter1 How’d you get a job here?

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If you don’t win arguments by quoting Dominic Toretto in The Fast & The Furious- wtf are you doing with your life?

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Fuck @UPS.

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Alright I’m just gonna say it- El Pato has the best flour tortillas in the game.

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Started seeing a black rabbit running around the neighborhood this week. All I can think about is The Witch

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Barbarian was doooope. Perfect amount of campiness.

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Lol @ people who scream ‘acab’ but cry when they see End of Watch.

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Why they still called Hot n Ready’s if they take 20 minutes every time.

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S/O to potato chips.

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@Coldpizzatx I just yell “ayeeeee” super sexy

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It’s wild to me that some people just never go see a movie in theaters.

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I live for those sneezes that hit so good they get you buzzed.

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I think about Taco Bell more than I should.