The Guard Chair

UK Pool Lifeguard & part time EMS worker teeeting about both worlds

[The Guard Chair @LifeguardChair]

At least I have my tunes to chill me out before work #MusicIsLife #MusicalGuard

[The Guard Chair @LifeguardChair]

Why do I never learn to drink less, bloody hangover and I've got a pool party to run 😭😷 #oops #TheRoomIsSpinning #BadHead #FridayFeeling

[The Guard Chair @LifeguardChair]

Ermmmmm okay? 🙈😂

[The Guard Chair @LifeguardChair]

Well I fucked that first impression up, so much for the confidence boost I thought I had :( any tips on how to be confident around women?

[The Guard Chair @LifeguardChair]

Chnage of scenery today and working high dependency transfers, off to the first call for a bariatric patient. Cue the lights 🚨🚑💨

[The Guard Chair @LifeguardChair]

We're born and we die, what we do inbetween is up to us

[The Guard Chair @LifeguardChair]

Well it's official, I'm now a student paramedic!! Passed all my exams today and start next month!!!! 🚑💨

[The Guard Chair @LifeguardChair]

The time is almost here to head to another festival 🙌🏼 shame I'm working nights there and not days #EMSproblems

[The Guard Chair @LifeguardChair]

Rocking the truck with the tunes today, gotta say I'm loving EMS more than guarding at the moment 🚑

[Tinder @Tinder]

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[The Guard Chair @LifeguardChair]

When you think you have met the one and it turns out she is married... #awkward

[The Guard Chair @LifeguardChair]

@garissamoho not gonna lie I'm so tired I read that as French kisses not French fries 😂 #TimeForBed

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Have I seriously got 3 separate shifts tomorrow?!? 0800-1200 / 1500-1900 and then a 2200-0800! I'm gonna be fucked #TeachGuardEMS 🏊🏼🚑

[The Guard Chair @LifeguardChair]

Well the big decision today... To give up guarding or not? Maybe it's time to hang the uniform up after 3 years.....

[The Guard Chair @LifeguardChair]

This is the life #festival #party #sun #chill

[The Guard Chair @LifeguardChair]

Breaking down on the way to a festival is never good #Stranded #HelpMe

[The Guard Chair @LifeguardChair]

Whooo!! Sunny weather and I'm off work, think I may just go to the pub and sit in the beer garden now! 🍻😎

[The Guard Chair @LifeguardChair]

It seriously needs to start cooling down so I can sleep #HotAndSticky 😈

[The Guard Chair @LifeguardChair]

Teaching in 40 degree C heat today was not fun #SwimTeacherProbs #MayOfMeltedALittle

[The Guard Chair @LifeguardChair]

@LifeguardAlways I apologise, shouldn't try humour at 230am after a 12 hours of work today 😂