The Tan Nation

We get paid minimum wage to save lives.

[The Tan Nation @Lifeguardprobs_]

August rolls around, and everyone's tired of working. Good luck getting anyone to take your hours. #LifeguardProbs

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Pregnant ladies in bikinis: No one wants to see that. Or have to help deliver your baby when it pops out in the pool. #lifeguardprobs

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R.I.P. six pairs of aviators I've dropped off the stand this summer. You will never be forgotten

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Feel bad for my friends who have to "work on their tan." I tan while I work. 😎

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That awkward moment when there's only one person in the pool and you HAVE to stare at them. #feelincreepy #Itsmyjob

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When you don't know if the kid who's having a lesson is drowning...or actually swimming. #lifeguardprobs

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I HAVE NO MONEY. #lifeguardprobs

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End of the season=getting payed to do nothing. #NOTalifeguardprob

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The upper half of my body is considerably tanner than the lower half. #lifeguardprobs

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Nothing passes the time on stand like some hard core eavesdropping. #EntertainingGuests

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That weird skippy thing kids do when they want to move quickly but not "run." #lifeguardprobs

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The ladder? More like the mooning machine. My eyes are bleeding. #somanybutts #lifeguardprobs

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Someone needs to make a reality show based on our pool. #GuardDrama #lifeguardprobs

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That's right, you better ask permission to splash me before you do it

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Chicks coming into the pool with makeup on and straightened hair... I'm sure you're here to swim. #smh

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That one eager family that consistently shows up 10 minutes before the pool opens. #NoOneLikesYou #GoAway

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Let me get this straight. Your child can't swim, yet you're yelling "Go off the board, Johnny!" DO YOU WANT HIM TO DROWN. #uselessparents

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Shout out to my lifeguard family! Broke 500 followers, feeling the love. #KeepitTan

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When bees are attacking you on stand and you're swatting the air like an idiot. #lifeguardprobs