MACRON: I need to show a sign of strength-
ASSISTANT: Put these on, like Tom Cruise in Top Gun
MACRON: Ah, oui, *puts shades on* What do you think?
ASSISTANT: Maverick or Macron, I can't tell the difference
MACRON: We're in the Danger Zone, baby
*can't see stage, gets help*
@CrackerBarrel A cop hugs a woke protestor. Russia and Ukraine drop their weapons. Congress stops arguing, rejoices. Glaciers freeze, a tree grows, peace in the Middle East. Biscuits rise. Eggs sizzle. 12 elderly eaters step off a Pace bus to enjoy breakfast again. Flags flying full staff.