Life of Jen

It’s my world, you all are just living in it ... BITCH

[Life of Jen @LifeofJen_10]

“I’m gonna tell you my deepest darkest secret..”

“When i was little.. i had an obsession with going through people’s bathroom cabinets just to see what they had”

... okay?..

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“& then this hand with teeth, solo stretched to nothing pops up!!!!”

... you mean a starfish...

“YEAH! common mistake!”

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Wouldn't it be f***ing hilarious if people laid eggs?

[Life of Jen @LifeofJen_10]

#floods #shewokeuplikedis #stylish

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Why do you still where your ugg slippers from 7th grade?(she's 22)

"They still work why would I get ride of them"

[Life of Jen @LifeofJen_10]

“The poor male seahorse may never know who his wife is because he has to care for the babies by himself.”

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This is like a handle-less mug

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I must be like warm blooded..... wait what kind of animals are warm blooded?

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*talking about K Love & Kyle Korver*

Isn’t it awkward when your new hoe and your old hoe are on the same team

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"We speak Morse code together"

-Jen

[Life of Jen @LifeofJen_10]

Pepper, do you know how old you are gonna in people years in 4 years?
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28!!!!

[Life of Jen @LifeofJen_10]

wut
-everyone

*referring to her “Mystory” game*

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“turns out im not pregnant w/ zombie babies & the guy im pregnant with is actually really nice & coming to the hospital tmrw”
-jen
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That shit smells like ass, probably because you gave her a lot of treats today..

Or maybe because it came out of her ass

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You can’t just text your bf on his birthday

“Why not?”

You just gotta spice it up

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“My fav kind of peanut is a Cashew!”

*Jenny, a cashew is not a peanut*

“Oh yeah you’re right, then i guess my fav peanut is an almond!”

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“Wow your hands are so hot like salsa!”