maria

the real world is blownin up my phone, and I'm just dancing to the ring tone

[maria @LifeofdrDuck]

Maybe we can go to the store and buy your ass a clue

[maria @LifeofdrDuck]

In college and still feel smart as fuck when I use a semi colon

[maria @LifeofdrDuck]

So uh, what??

[maria @LifeofdrDuck]

"I'd lose a shoe with you"

[maria @LifeofdrDuck]

Would love to crack a beer and watch Indiana Jones right now

[maria @LifeofdrDuck]

Can u just please fucking not?

[maria @LifeofdrDuck]

To all the employees of wings places and pizza joints: today you're the real heroes. Hope you survive the night #mvp

[maria @LifeofdrDuck]

Purple smooth

[maria @LifeofdrDuck]

Bob Dylan added to list of American Nobel literature award winners with Toni Morrison! A good day indeed! @DespresPVRS

[maria @LifeofdrDuck]

All I want is to watch the Red Sox in the playoffs. Is that too much to ask?!!! Wicked pissed right now. #masshole #ALDS

[maria @LifeofdrDuck]

@Kayla_Hubbard ew bro

[maria @LifeofdrDuck]

I realize that this lecture isn't very interesting, but to the people sitting behind me: SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'm trying to listen.

[maria @LifeofdrDuck]

I take back any time I ever complained about homework in high school.

[maria @LifeofdrDuck]

Seeing dogs on/around campus makes me so happy! I miss all the dogs in my life from the 413 😂😍

[maria @LifeofdrDuck]

When there's mad homework to do but you go for a run cuz getting the head straight takes priority #fightingthefreshman15

[maria @LifeofdrDuck]

Yep. Livin life

[maria @LifeofdrDuck]

@Kayla_Hubbard @NotesForGirlz preach bitch preach!

[maria @LifeofdrDuck]

Ow my brain

[maria @LifeofdrDuck]

Car repairs got me about to jump off a bridge.