Simone`

I’m a peacock you’ve gotta let me fly. ♊️

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

A daughter. A drug mule. A lesbian.

We miss you Rue.

[Itty 🫦 @amourmaddii]

If he’ll slurp some koolaid off a pineapple he’ll suck a dick 💯

[Janie @_Janiee]

Like did they even try the clubs?

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

Spurs in 4 just cause of this

[Principessa @cheatonhimplz]

If you’re a black girl and black people are debating your looks you should automatically know you look good

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Wait, they’re not? 😭

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I hate when people say “she’s a woman now” just because she started her period. No, dickhead. She’s a girl with a period. Stop adultifying kids.

[Tió Bobby 🇭🇹🍉 @6ixBob]

I snuck off to Costco to grab some stuff on my lunch. As I’m leaving, the older Latina lady checking receipt looks at my stuff and asks me how much the oxtails were. I tell her. She leans in and whispers “they were cheaper before white people found out about them”. 😂😂😂

[Anthony @AnthonyGSupreme]

I use to complain about how strict and uptight my dad was growing up but, my appreciation for him grows by the day

[T @GuadagninoFilms]

Bro thinks hes on the team 😭😭

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

Imagine telling ya girl you don’t know how that condom got there & actually be telling the truth 😭

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

We slept last night, He watched over us and woke us up again. He’s GOD

[Markisha Marie @ByMMarie]

There’s no flex in your kid being the only Black child in an all white friend group.

[Simone` @Lifeofsimonee_]

@85illshit Thats no feat.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Kids will get you locked up.

A lil girl in my son’s class told her teacher that she takes baths with her uncle.

So of course, they did their investigation.

Tell me why the uncle is 2 years old.

[David @dqveed]

Yall are fake big boob lovers this is the natural sag of a natural rack without a bra

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

The jersey under the suit…. 😂😂😂 It’s fashion!

[Dawn @_dawnmontgomery]

Pastor didn’t meet his $40k offering goal lmaooo

[Simone` @Lifeofsimonee_]

@amarajpeg How?

[solé @layxsnv]

Tory Burch came out with jelly bags to match the sandals 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨