Restaurant Lifer

On my blog I love to share stories, tips, tricks, rants with fellow service industry people. On Twitter, I like memes and complaining. #restaurantlife

[Restaurant Lifer @LiferRestaurant]

@laurenboebert Citites?

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Hello Twitter! WTF are we offended by/cancelling today? Cuz we literally can't go just ONE fucking day, right? #cancelcancelculture

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Welp, it's only January and I've made a slew of bad decisions. 2022, here's lookin' at you, kid.

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Well that didn't age well...

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@AITA_reddit Hahaha what a douchebag. oNLy TeN cOmMEntS!

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'tis been a minute.... so much up and down in the world. My state has not done another shutdown yet, but it's imminent. How are other's dealing with round 2 of shut downs, if you're in it? #Round2 #restaurantlife

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One of the servers when I forgot to put my food in to go. I❤ my staff lol!

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Whether you're happy or sad, I think we can all agree Leslie Knope is losing it right now.

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Had to ban a bitch tonight - Had to ban a bitch tonight - unh unh unh bye bye! #restaurantlife #restaurantproblems

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@SarahETurney I've been following this case for so long. What a POS this guy is. You are an inspiration, don't let this fame-goblin make you forget there are people are truly want #justiceforalissa.

[Restaurant Lifer @LiferRestaurant]

Disgusting. Sorry you have to deal with that bullshit, Sarah. Who even is this guy?

[Sarah Turney @SarahETurney]

I just can’t keep quiet on this one while he’s making money off of these videos about Alissa & other victims. Family members beware. Ugh. Makes me sick to my stomach.

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It 👏 does 👏 not 👏 matter 👏 how 👏 many 👏 slices 👏 we 👏 cut 👏 a 👏 pizza 👏 into!👏 A pizza can be cut into 4 or 14 slices and it doesn't change the amount of pizza! Order based on the size not the slices. I don't wanna have this conversation again.

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"...our pet's heads are fallin' off!"

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They say if you spend enough time around someone, you start to look like them....?

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Helllllo Twitter! Missed ya! Could ya let people know that not wearing masks is not a political statement but a sign of #douchebaggery? #neithersidematters #dontbeadick #itsafuckingmandate

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Me: Lemme know if you have any questions!
Also me: Biznitch you can friggin google the history of a moscow mule, too busy for this shit.

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@bitchywaiter I mean, if they're gonna let restaurant workers make important decisions about our country then I have some ideas...

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@ThePerezHilton ...picked the wrong day to get Botox.

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@JessicaVosk Damien Echols @damienechols

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Does anyone else hear any sound, any sound at all ever in any place, and brace for the Door Dash tablet to go off? No? Just me? It's fine. #restaurantlife #ptsDD #doordash #cantabletsyell