Carmen || Servant of the Baroness Hotel

Carmen parody account for project moon. not affiliated
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priv @CarmenZeroSleep not selective
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Semi-Serious.
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Runs @MellyLobCorp too!

[Carmen || Servant of the Baroness Hotel @LightOfHumans]

<TAKEOVER: THE DOORMAN>

WELCOME TO THE BARONESS

Please, enjoy your stay.

[Carmen || Servant of the Baroness Hotel @LightOfHumans]

@MEMORYHAZE May someone call Fumei? I believe she may have a stalker.

[Carmen || Servant of the Baroness Hotel @LightOfHumans]

@Iamfaust02 I'm glad to see you took such liking to your studies. Tell me, what have you noticed so far?

What catches your ears? The dictation? The inflection of my voice?

[Carmen || Servant of the Baroness Hotel @LightOfHumans]

@IdealNursepapa no

[Carmen || Servant of the Baroness Hotel @LightOfHumans]

@Iamfaust02 When you put it in, rewind till you can't anymore. Then hit play.

[Carmen || Servant of the Baroness Hotel @LightOfHumans]

@Iamfaust02 [She stops]

It's not old!

Ok, you have a Cassete player, right?

Just make sure it's wound, put it in, and hit play.

[Carmen || Servant of the Baroness Hotel @LightOfHumans]

@Iamfaust02 Alright then~

[She walks off to record]

[Carmen || Servant of the Baroness Hotel @LightOfHumans]

@Iamfaust02 [She accepts the hug]

Of course! You.. do know how to operate a Cassete, right?

[Carmen || Servant of the Baroness Hotel @LightOfHumans]

@IdealNursepapa <OoT>

Yes, yes. You can do it. Save people!

Just... not next to me.

I like my skin.

[Carmen || Servant of the Baroness Hotel @LightOfHumans]

@Iamfaust02 I'll leave it by your bed tomorrow, how does that sound? It'll be on cassette.

[Carmen || Servant of the Baroness Hotel @LightOfHumans]

@Iamfaust02 If you wish, I could give more of them to you?

I suppose I also could record them so you can listen whenever!

[Carmen || Servant of the Baroness Hotel @LightOfHumans]

@Iamfaust02 // well, at this point you might as well save yourself!

(At carmen llc we implore you to NOT save yourself. This leads to the unintended side effect of "ego" which is highly dangerous)

[Carmen || Servant of the Baroness Hotel @LightOfHumans]

@Iamfaust02 // if your faust has a hard time accepting herself, I assure you, Carmen is very good at helping people embrace their true colours.

[Carmen || Servant of the Baroness Hotel @LightOfHumans]

@absolutesno Ah, of course! I assure you all of our staff is the most well educated. But... I suppose I could take you to the backrooms?

[Carmen || Servant of the Baroness Hotel @LightOfHumans]

@Iamfaust02 // oh come on... its not THAT scary.

now what was that about salvation?

[Carmen || Servant of the Baroness Hotel @LightOfHumans]

@absolutesno Ah, have you not stayed at our establishment? I assure you, we are a very well respected, top of the line hotel.

[Carmen || Servant of the Baroness Hotel @LightOfHumans]

@absolutesno Indeed!

Would you like to feature in an advertisement for the Baroness? We have noticed a drop in sales, and someone such as yourself would surely bring in some customers.