@PeteBlackburn Cutter 10-12
Hinds 1
Vatrano (who wasnt even playing) can be moved for 3.5 relief.
Terry LTIR to start season gets you 7.0 in relief. Still easily under.
But cap gymnastics need to be done once Terry healthy.
Hey @GavinNewsom
Yesterday you stood in front of an audience, hawking your new book & said with a straight face:
“I’m like you… I’m a 960 SAT guy… I cannot read a speech… I don’t read very fast.”
Today you’re melting down on Hannity, dropping F-bombs, screaming “Spare me your fake f—- outrage” while claiming it was all about your “lifelong struggle with dyslexia.”
Let’s talk about what you actually did in 2025 while admitting you can barely read.
In 2025 alone you “signed” 794 bills into law — between 7,000 and 10,000 pages of the densest, highest-level legal language California has ever produced.
Not bedtime stories. Not teleprompter scripts. Not your yellow legal pads where you copy every single word just to get through a paragraph.
These were complex statutes on budgets, crime, housing, energy, taxes, and regulations — written at a reading level that makes even seasoned lawyers pause, reread, and call their partners for clarification.
You expect the people of California — and now America — to believe you personally read “very many” of those pages… let alone all of them?
Come on.
You’ve admitted for years you’re severely dyslexic. You’ve said on camera you literally cannot read a speech off the teleprompter without it being a disaster. You copy text word-for-word onto pads just to process it.
So how, Governor, did you possibly review 7,000–10,000 pages of impenetrable legalese before putting pen to paper? More when you count the ones you vetoed?
You didn’t.
This is Joe Biden with the auto-pen — except you use a fancy real Montblanc while your staff allegedly tells you what it “really” means.
You are not the decider.
You are the signature.
The ultimate puppet. A man who will be completely controlled by whoever controls the reader in the room.
California already lived through four years of this charade — unelected handlers feeding you what to sign while you smiled for the cameras and pretended to be in charge.
Now you want the White House?
A dyslexic governor who can’t read his own laws, signing away America’s future on the word of whoever whispers in his ear? Making decisions based on intelligence reports he cannot read?
After yesterday’s condescending “I’m like you because I can’t read” stunt and today’s profanity-laced meltdown?
Hell no.
The American people deserve a leader who can actually read the damn bills — not one who needs a full-time translator just to know what he’s signing.
You’re not “relatable.”
You’re unfit.
HOLY SH*T
A video has resurfaced of Gavin Newsom telling white people that he read a 260 page book in an hour and a half..
Now he’s telling black people that he’s like them and “can’t read”.. 😭😭
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@RyanGibbs56 With perspective they right where they wanna be. In great spot to make playoffs. Problem is they played so well to start year they got a desperate fan base thinking they were ahead of that expectation…
Anyone else think New Years Eve is the biggest load of non sensical hype ever? People getting dressed up to sit in the house to celebrate on a day that’s no different to tomorrow. In fact tomorrow is better, it has football & the opening of a transfer window