Felix Lighter

Greatest living muscian. Award winning. Prophet. Do not underestimate my skills. Former spy. World famous. 98% of my listeners are hot women, how about you?

[Felix Lighter @LighterFelix]

Sorry about the spamming that's about to occur but if everyone in the UK could stream this song a million times, we would send a message that everyone in government needs to resign and go away forever.

https://t.co/xHKePiGCgJ

[Felix Lighter @LighterFelix]

The Bad Robots are a major rap group from space and they are about to fuck our shit up because of this horrendounsnsous mistake.

[Felix Lighter @LighterFelix]

This video was supposed to be this week's Call Me By Your Name by @LilNasX and instead we got robbed on Fiverr.

Never getting the $6.28 + service fees back.

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In addition to being a major publishing company, we're expanding into music production and promotion. At least that's the plan. This is the video someone at @Fiverr made for one of our acts. The bad robots aren't happy.

https://t.co/DVlc899BKu

[Felix Lighter @LighterFelix]

just got off the phone with BTS and they said I'm the greatest musician of all time

[Felix Lighter @LighterFelix]

After the horrible events of this morning I am forced to sit and ponder what we're all doing on this planet we call home. I mean, I know I'm the greatest musician of all time, but you, what are you doing on this planet we call home?

[Felix Lighter @LighterFelix]

Woke up to these horrible nightmares where everyone was eating each other and I was forced to watch as the world devoured itself and shat itself out of existence.

But then I remembered I am the greatest musician of all time.

[Felix Lighter @LighterFelix]

What's that sound? It's me being the greatest musician of all time.

[Felix Lighter @LighterFelix]

It's days like this, tragic days, where it's important to remember I am the greatest musician of all time.

[Felix Lighter @LighterFelix]

You know what I was just thinking? How I am the greatest musician of all time.

[Felix Lighter @LighterFelix]

@QuavoStuntin Sorry

[Felix Lighter @LighterFelix]

What time is it? It's the time I'm the greatest musician of all time.

[Felix Lighter @LighterFelix]

@MeekMill i used to but now my clubhouse is empty

still tax exempt though

[Felix Lighter @LighterFelix]

@m1zahi exactly

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

been seeing post like these lately and i wanna say stop using me as a bait against harry styles. i love harry, if y’all fw what i wear say it without mentioning him.

[Felix Lighter @LighterFelix]

@til_dance @LordCheezey @jonjimento @balterjohn1 @MrBagHead3 this wouold be valid if they people i disagree with weren't a self-serving construct i've invented in my head because i haven't talked to anyone in real life since 2008

[Felix Lighter @LighterFelix]

@chickensoup999 it's a great single and i'm not just saying that as the producer

[Felix Lighter @LighterFelix]

@DEVILSCHXRRY look music ends when i retire next month so they might as well go at it

[Felix Lighter @LighterFelix]

@jackharlow thanks

[Felix Lighter @LighterFelix]

all that's left is me

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

RIP Pop Smoke
RIP MF Doom
RIP King Von

Never forget

[Felix Lighter @LighterFelix]

@PhilosophyTube texting my 100,000 best friends right now. get in there

[Felix Lighter @LighterFelix]

@ShadowTodd You know what's even more dreamlike? Utah.