LightFinger

If you manage to find humor in a sad situation, you have already won.

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

My wife complains about constantly being sexually harassed at work….

I told her she can stop working from home and go back to the office if she doesn’t like it

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Exponential increase in revenue with excessive borrowing: Yet more hardship for Nigerians!

In celebrating three years of his administration, President Bola Tinubu included, among his achievements, an increase in revenue from N16.8 trillion in 2022 to N35 trillion in 2025. An increase of over 100%.

Shockingly, while Nigerians expected a reduction in borrowing with the exponential increase in revenue, the opposite is the case. In just three years, President Bola Tinubu’s government seems to be obsessed with excessive and imprudent borrowing, with our total debt currently about N200 trillion—a deeply disturbing increase of over N100 trillion.

In addition to the exponential increases in both revenue and debt, it is also important to note that Nigeria has earned far more than the budget revenue targets due to global and regional geoeconomic and political tensions.

Alarmingly, even with the astronomical increase in both revenue and debt, almost all key socio-economic and governance indicators are worse than in 2023. Multi-dimensional poverty has increased from 87 million people in 2023 to over 140 million people in 2025. Rapidly increasing unemployment and a decline in GDP per capita from $1,597 in 2023 to $1,223 in 2025, and the list goes on.

Just more and more hardship for Nigerians! The question Nigerians and even the international community are asking is, “Where did all the money go?”

Nigerians deserve a detailed and transparent explanation of what happened to our economy and financial resources since 2023, and a stop to the imprudent, unaccountable, and opaque management of our common patrimony.

A new and productive Nigeria is POssible, and Nigeria will be OK! -PO

[Strawberry's Uncle @Lyriicalwizzy]

I will never do this again

The gossip was so tea, I didn't know when I joined them..

Na shame I take commot from there

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Excessive Borrowing Without Accountability: Further Affirmation of Imprudent Governance.

President Bola Tinubu's administration has engaged in remarkably imprudent borrowing, escalating Nigeria's total debt to approximately N200 trillion. This represents an increase of over N100 trillion within a mere three years, a stark contrast to the roughly N49 trillion accumulated during President Muhammadu Buhari's eight-year tenure, which would have projected to around N80 trillion. As millions of Nigerians grapple with the shock of this unsustainable debt accumulation, the situation is exacerbated by the government's reckless approach to borrowing and a profound absence of accountability and transparency in the utilisation of these funds.

For instance, data from the Federation's Budget Office reveals that the Bola Tinubu government borrowed N11.89 trillion in the first three quarters of 2025 (January to September), exceeding the planned borrowing target of N10.34 trillion by approximately N1.54 trillion. Under a responsible and accountable government, such an overshoot would necessitate rigorous scrutiny and explanation from relevant governmental bodies. Regrettably, this is not the reality under the current administration.

Compounding this issue, only N3.10 trillion of the borrowed funds was allocated to capital expenditure during the same January-September 2025 period. This constitutes a mere 17.66% of the N17.58 trillion earmarked for capital projects, leaving a deficit of roughly N14.48 trillion, or 82.34% of planned capital expenditure unfunded.

The most disturbing aspect of the financial management fiasco under Bola Tinubu is that there is no explanation or information regarding how the balance was utilised or deployed. The question that Nigerians are rightly asking and deserve an answer to is what happened to the balance? Was it deployed for recurrent expenditure/ consumption, for the entertainment of guests to Aso Rock or transferred to the Renewed Hope Agenda 2027 Election Campaign Fund? Nigerians deserve an answer on how our economy and resources are most unpatriotically managed.

A New and Productive Nigeria is POssible, and Nigeria will be OK!
-PO

[BIG AYO🔰 @47kasz]

This is tougher than the el Classico 🤣🤣😭

[Big Baby🌚❤️ @AdesolaBlessin9]

😂😂😂😂

[Eric Boateng 🇬🇭🇩🇪 @ericboatenggh]

Mexico vs South Africa:

If we support south Africa they'll say we are taking their jobs.

[LightFinger @Lightfingerr]

Proper wildcard

[FPL Raptor (Ross) @FPL__Raptor]

Dorgu is the most confusing footballer Man Utd have ever signed…

He’s not really a LB, but sometimes looks out of place on the wing. Then he’ll hit an absolute piss missile thunderbastard and drop a 10/10 performance.

What is he? 😂

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

Lmaoo nobody make mouth reach this guy 🤣🤣🤣

[LightFinger @Lightfingerr]

If you're really good at football, you have an 80% chance at being good at any other physical sport.

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

I love athletes who could’ve excelled in multiple sports. Played right back for Roma for like 5 years before deciding to choose tennis.

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

Folagade Banks career is a real success story! See cast lineup.

Omo Folagade Banks Brand is huge, he is doing what no content creator has single-handedly done in Nollywood!!

Our own Tyler Perry! Mama Deola our own Madea 🥳👏

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Happy birthday to Falcão: The best Futsal player in history. 🔝⭐️

[Ghana Tyla🇬🇭💙 @beebah_11]

Bro was soooo happy 😭😂 she made it easy for him

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

I like as June dey do,
Before you know 6pm

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

“I’m a 3-star captain, so you can’t be a&guing with me in terms of s£cur!ty. Tinubu knows all that is happening in Nigeria.

You can see that I’m showing my face out here, so I’m not afraid. You all haven’t seen anything yet. There is more to come.

Then we thought maybe it was because Buhari was in power, perhaps Tinubu would do better. But instead of it getting better, it keeps getting w0rs£. In fact, this period is w0rs£ than Buhari’s time.

Some people are even saying they want to do autonomy, this and that, but when you get to the National Assembly, you will only hear them sing, ‘On your mandate we shall stand,’ as National anthem.

We can’t send our children to school again; they will k!dn@p them, a teacher was also b#h##d&d too, and this is happening in a country that has a president.

But within three and a half years, he has spent ₦160 trillion. What did they use it for?

We had f0ught in Liberia and Sierra Leone, but check out our soldiers now, they don’t even have any rank again. A whole Major General or Brigadier General can be k!!l£d because the military has been policies.

This man doesn’t care about his people. The military are no longer independent.

Five months ago, they wanted to carry out a c&up in Cotonou. The president sent military personnel to go and stop it. If you go there today, you will still see Nigerian Army officers roaming about.

But what happened to doing the same for our own country...?”

- Ex military officer sparks reactions online after warning Nigerians about worsening insecurity in Nigeria.

[ʜᴀʟᴠᴇᴇɴ @tweetzbyidil]

I disowned my older brother after he stole my life savings and vanished without a trace. Twelve years later, a lawyer called to tell me he had died... and left me everything he owned.

At first, I thought it was some kind of scam.
My brother and I had been inseparable growing up. When I started a small business in my twenties, I trusted him enough to give him access to an account holding nearly all of my savings. One morning, the money was gone. So was he. No note. No explanation. No phone calls. Nothing. I spent years trying to find him before finally accepting that he had chosen money over family.
The lawyer insisted I come to his office.
Waiting for me there wasn't just a will. There were boxes.. dozens of them.

[Caleb_Xo✳️ @EriwaBoy]

When I accidentally beat a highly skilled player and they ask for a rematch. 😂

[Bro. Bonaventure @EBona69]

Remember this happened in 2015. Due to the desperation of APC, HE WAS BURNT ALIVE WITH HIS FAMILY SO THAT BUHARI WOULD BE DECLARED WINNER.
This is Alhaji Mukaila Abdulahi, the Former INEC Kano REC whose house was set ablaze after rejecting the 2015 APC Presidential Results of 1.9 Million Votes without a single void presented to him.
He was roasted Alive on the 3rd of April, 2015 with his Wife and two daughters by APC murderers.
Don't allow anybody to gaslight you.
APC is a terrorist organisation.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

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