carter🌌

he/him. Just trying my best to be a positive force in this universe🌌

[Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen]

It’s a double album baby! You guessed it right. Day and Night arrives September 18th and I couldn’t be more proud. We kick things off this Friday w our first single On Wires. https://t.co/VNC5tO6zhB

[basil @blis5ful]

they should lower the retirement age to 23

[carter🌌 @Lightfused_]

@cizorj Yeahhhhh!!

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

That data center in Utah is gonna make so much Fruit Love Island

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

"I hear those things are awfully loud."

"It glides as softly as a cloud!"

"Is there a chance the track could bend?

"Not on your life my Hindu friend!"

"What about us brain-dead slobs?"

"You'll be given cushy jobs!"

"Were you sent here by the devil!?"

"No, good sir, I'm on the level!"

[RaiBread @RaiBread776]

IT'S CALLED STAR FOX 64 BECAUSE THE PLAN IS TO REMAKE IT 64 TIMES! DOHOHOHOHO

[mankrik's wife guy @byelacey]

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

"Mom! Make Dad tell the story right."

"That's what really happened."

"Oh..."

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

Each trick or Treater is allotted one handful of warm scrambled egg

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

John Williams says he's 'never liked' film music that much

"Film music, however good it can be – and it usually isn’t, it's not ska."

(via The Guardian)

[1st Prize @OnestPrize]

Nevermind this is better

[carter🌌 @Lightfused_]

@nvrhavetodrop I would be running faster than I have ever run before

[Buns @SuperButterBuns]

turned up the exposure on the new KH4 screenshots and found this

[sterling cooper flagg 🇵🇸 @SnackPr0tein]

we can rest assured knowing our new pope has had life experiences like these